shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I SHALL DO NO SUCH THING! DON'T YOU KNOW ASKING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW TO LEAVE IS SIMPLY THE MOST SUSPICIOUS ACTION YOU COULD TAKE? IT'S A GOOD THING I DO NOT HAVE A CORPOREAL FORM, BECAUSE I WOULD QUICKLY RUN OUT OF EYES TO KEEP ON THE SUSPICIOUS CHARACTERS IN HERE. EAGER FOR THE POLICE TO LEAVE, INDEED.

 

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oh, you mean the slavwe she stole and defiled in front of me? yeah, ivwe heard that one.

 

Nice showw a apathy, Tunafish, keep up the good wwork and it might be convvincin' some night :)

Yeah. That one. Reel helpful a you to explain.

Sea, this is wwhy orphaners make shit company. They're all total muttonheads.

 

I'd say you're the suspicious one, I'm not so sure you're really an officer!

 

Wouldn't be surprised if he serves under the Enforcer. "Fun Police" is rather informal a title, but then so is "Big Blue" and such distortions happen anyway...

 

...I know that story. It's...not actually funny.

 

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4r3 y0u k1dd1ng?? 17'5 7h3 h31gh7 0f fuck1ng c0m3dy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mituna, that is not how you perform chillness.]

 

i dont knowv about you, but i think its HILARIOUS. so funny, i turned her in.

 

Ford nods. "Yes, well, I know who you are, too, and you would."

 

If only you meant it :)

Aww, you exaggerate! That's just part a the joke! Havven't you heard the rest, Tunafish? I bet a troll like you can appreciate some sick burns, cause it's got plenty a those!

Spoiler: Yeah this is p mean, tell me if u want it deleted

Shovve it dowwn your wwindhole. Wway I heard it, you culled a broken slavve and turned in a quad you wwere outta your depth wwith, only to be culled by an ovvergrowwn circus freak because the funniest joke you evver told wwas gettin' hatched.

 

...this was a weird place to walk into...

 

oh, vwere going by the rumor mill nowv? in that case, her imperious condescension is getting it on vwith the demoness and i vwork as a pale vwhore on the side.

 

...if it pays the bills, then i won't judge, dude...

 

is evweryone in here incapable of comprehending sarcasm?

 

*juice stands on the tips of their toes in order to extend their finger upward to in front of dualscar's face, shushing him*
...shhh...it's okay...if you don't wanna talk about it...

 

vwhat. vwhat are you doing. im not ok vwith this, vwhatevwer this is.

 

...do you wanna juicebox?

*they reach into the top of their hoodie and, after some rummaging, pull out a small carton of grape juice, offering it to dualscar. it's still cold.*

i've got other flavors if you don't like grape...

 

im accepting this, but not because i like you or trust you, but because i like juice.

*He nabs the juicebox and sips it suspiciously. Veeeery suspiciously.*