shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

a metaphorical food chain, if you vwill. some trolls turn it literal.

 

No, I'm really, really okay. With not eating right at this moment. I'm just making sure I don't accidentally squish seagull offerings or dog food or-- you know. Food.

 

...offer appreciated, even if I can't accept right now.

[She summons a cube of softly-glowing golden engex, offers it to Swiftwing.]

Peace?

 

Oh!
Posters!
I can do posters!
I've never done posters before but I have loads and loads and loads and loads and loads of posters so I can probably make them!
What kind of posters?

 

We were thinking ones based on some hax layouts he likes! It's a game? It's really pretty when it's set up! We could show you!

 

"Norm," Ford says with a mischievous grin. "If you don't acknowledge his behaviour, you can pretend it didn't happen. Since we're here, where he can eat all the grubs he wants without actually killing anyone."

 

To borrow an organic saying, the well's still poisoned even if they took the corpse out.
There's uncountable lives eradicated for -- both of the factions, actually -- and sweeping them into a closet under the line of "the war is over" is disrespectful, and insulting.

 

Oh!
Um!
Sure???

*He takes the engex and eyes it before downing it in one go.*

That was great thank you!!!!!!!!

Yeah!
Yeah!!!
Yeah!!!!!!
I'd love to do that!

 

Yeah, true. But it's not the grub-eating that bothers me. It's the symbolic ex-eating.

 

I'm so glad! You're so good with colors and art.

:)

 

hallo pups!!!!

[He plops down on the ground.]

don't worry abt me!! finish ur foods!!

 

"I know," says Ford. "Just don't think about it. I'm pretty sure that in our reality, he's long dead." He grins. "And that my son has his gun."

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Ah, yes, if sugar is a carbohydrate that would be difficult if not impossible to conduct an experiment ethically, then, especially with a proper sample size.

Obligate carnivore - that means you can only eat the bodies of other organic animals, correct? I'm sorry, as I said, my organic biology is still very much at the basic level.

What a complicated project! I wish you well of it. Maybe I'll run into you outside of the dreamscape when the project has finished and can see some of your results. Far in the future, maybe, but the war is over now, so I've got more time than I ever anticipated.

 

Whoa!

 

vwhy do you givwe a shit if i eat grubs that look vwaguely like people i used to date.

 

eating ur ex is probly not a gr8 idea!! u broke up w/them 4 a reason, rite??

 

It says stuff about you. Like, your personality. You know?

 

sometimes i dumped them, sometimes they dumped me. usually, they just died.

 

Did you kill them?