shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

A little!!!
But I will totally help you with those posters!!!!
You just have to remind me!!!!

 

'ending vwell' is subjectivwe.

 

Hm. Intriguing. "Surprising" compared to the contingent on the TEAM, or the society of Obrizon itself? I have heard... very little of the people, compared to the plethora of sources available regarding the planet's physical features. With Oar of all people in charge of the contingent can't say I'm surprised, but...

...consider debt-of-knowledge repaid, by the way-- no obligation to answer. I can stop pressing if needed, or if certain things should not be discussed in public.

 

You were on Cybertron within the last year?
And um, excuse me but I didn't just choose the decepticon's because red just doesn't go with my paintjob? I chose them because I like what they are about. Now excuse me I have this very important datapad full of very important things because I'm a Captain's Personal Assistant now and that means I don't have to be interrogated like this!

Hehe don't worry! Answering questions is part of the job description! Um on Obrizon it's geeeeenerally not like anyone tries to get reassigned! It's supposed to be like really really hard! So um. I don't know. Surprising because I expected it to be harder? I don't have much of a frame of reference!

 

No, I'm quite enjoying this!

The project I'm working on now I can't share because of patient confidientiality, but in my relative future, I'll be working on a project to find out how the interfacing reproductive protocols got reactivated and how to suppress them if the bot so chooses! It's a fairly complicated project but also fascinating. It involves a lot of look at deep-code strings; an older method of reproduction was mentioned very briefly when I was learning medicine, but most of the details had been lost even then. So we had to take in depth scans of those who had gestated after interface and those who hadn't and compare them, and also take a look at some organ systems. I think I may do some work on the needs of the carrying bot for sparkling health, as well.

In my current timeline, I do need a non-work related project, though. If I could ever find the time.

Ah, that makes sense! Other mechanoid species can't necessarily subsist on energon, and other fuels we consume either sit in the tank and corrupt the internals or must be purged. Thank you for indulging my curiosity!

 

"Part of the job" doesn't include this leisure space. For the record.

...information appreciated. That... makes sense. Most don't try because of difficulty, or pressure, or...? Given what is known of... assignment protocol, shall we say, find it hard to believe everyone is content with their first posting.

 

(Apostasias tone is extremely dry.)
Allow me to answer your questions, at least.
I was there six million years when the first writings started cropping up. I was there four million years ago when the 'cons massacred the Senate - not that they didn't deserve it, mind you - and then I fragged off. The happenings on Cybertron over the last year have been all over the galaxy, because no one can resist gossip like that.
The Decepticons have no ideals left. Neither do the Autobots.
Not after the statistic they created. But feel free to stomp on the lives of those who were massacred because they were inferior, or less important, or simply in the way, since you don't seem to be able to grasp the very concept of a metaphor. Wasn't your planet that got burned so deeply nothing grew there for a million years. Or shattered to pieces for its resources. Weren't you the scattered refugees asked for help.
Do your pretty job, and close your eyes, and will it all away. After all, it's all in the past.

 

Stuff grows on planets???
That's weird!

 

Yes, there are planets that balance out dead pitscapes like Chaar =P Come to Licentus, see just how big things can grow!

 

What!!!!!
Nothing grows on Velocitron!!!
It's burning wastelands and molten stone with the deadly border storms that eat cities alive as far as the eye can see!!!!!

 

Oh-hoh, now that sounds interesting. I wonder what will cause that mess. But, that the fragment is still out there, just dormant... Oh, I want to get my fingers on that paper, when you come around to publishing.
Or the book, because that sounds like it's going to be a lot of work and data - especially if the Sparklings end up maturing differently. I could imagine they will, with the different circumstances...
I wish you a lot of success for your projects.

 

Oh, and snow.
There's snow too.
Not on my route though, because I liked to skim the storms.
It's more fun!
And also dangerous.
Really, really dangerous.

 

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Iiiiiiii don't know if I can talk about that. What if! Someone hears! They could think I'm a craaaazy conspiracy theorist!
People just don't change jobs back home. It's just not a thing.

Yikes, ma'am. May I recommend anger management classes? Had a boss once that those worked wonders on.

 

Not really!!
Nobody sings my name except Reffy!
The storms mostly just ate people up and melted the bodies left behind so they couldn't be found or identified!

 

Valiska's eyes get huge. "You're covered in roses!"

 

So a dead pitscape =PPP

Licentus is awful in the opposite direction-- everything grows so much and most of it likes eating mechs. Even some of the flora. [She shudders, exaggerating the motion.]

...Would still prefer swampland over deserts and lava, mind, I'm not built to handle that sort of dry heat.

...Fair. Will stop asking, then. Thanks for answering as much as possible =] Are the... helpful ones onboard with us, or elsewhere?

 

Well, when it happens, I'll be doing my best to release the information as widely as possible - you yourself, as well as... Half Life? I believe? - are proof that we are a very far-ranging species, and it would be foolish to assume that everyone has made contact with Cybertron again. And if they're affected, they deserve to know the solution! So I suppose you will see the data at some point. With the amount of information as well as the number of participants, it probably will be a book rather than a paper.

 

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(Tempest Dive closes her eyes for a moment, summoning a glowing orb hovering above her palm, which she offers to Swiftwing)
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(If Swiftwing chooses to touch it - or, considering the nature of this place, anyone who wishes to experience it - they will find themselves flying towards a supercell tornado travelling across a vast plain covered with low green and purple shrubs, then atop it, cold air and wind and lightning dancing over the clouds --
and then a sharp drop into the eye, wind howling, the vision catching itself through the wall of wind and rain and rolling thunder and flying under the cloud cover now, storm tearing with its immense force but the flyer is stable.)
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Oh um I haven't seen them again? Gosh I think they stayed on Cybertron! A medic and an engineer, really really nice mechs!