shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Right, sorry, I just have a little... panic thing~.
Augh, sorry~.
I wish I could help you~.

 

don't I worry abt me either!! im doin what i want and havin fun!!!! no matter wat happens all the stuff ive already done can't get took away :) :) :)

 

Mmm~.
I mean~.
If you say so~.

 

@cricketsIntensify ...are you feeling okay?...

*they stare at acheta, their dull gaze unwavering, except to blink*

 

Uh, no~?

 

...would you like a juice box?...i've got a lot of different flavors

i won't charge you, either...

 

i DO say so and im very smart so u should listen 2 me!!

evrythins gonna b a-okay

 

It's wrong that someone can just lay claim to you~.

 

*juice's face momentarily scrunches up in visible discomfort, before just as quickly returning to its normal, default, expressionless state*

...very wrong...it's pretty scary

but there are these little things...little, unnoticeable things

that you can do to help someone in that situation...

...

they...they might not seem like much

but in the long run?.. they can set someone free...y'know?

 

No~.

 

"Right," Valiska says, "but you ate two exes, so I'm guessing you bagged at least one of them." She rolls her eyes.

 

and you clearly dont understand vwhat has to be done in order to stay on top.

 

Ford bursts out laughing. "Valiska knows more about being on top than you ever will."

 

"It's just basic math! If the vast majority of your exes were concupiscent ones, the odds that two randomly picked from the list would both be conciliatory can't be good," Valiska says, rolling her eyes.

"That's for sure."

 

youre the one vwho evwen brought up me havwing sex. are you honestly still trying to argue that im the pervwert here?

 

I don't think Talassani culture even has conciliatory exes, so, of course, when you talked about exes, she'd think of "sex." And so would I, since Earth culture doesn't have them either.

And you're not the moirail type, you know...

 

Valiska laughs.

"There is no doubt that I am very highly sexed, and I am rather strongly dominant. But I'm not the one with nonconsensual vore fantasies, asshole."

 

cant i eat my fucking stuffed grub in peace vwithout being accused of havwing a vwore fetish.

 

The stuffed grubs look like your exes, dude.

 

vwhy the hell does it matter if it looks like my exes? i vwas throwving a bunch of things in the air to see howv they vwould land.