shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

If one of my exes ate stuff that looked like me, on purpose, I'd be grossed out.

 

ivwe said it once and ill say it again: ovwersensitivwe.

 

I've said it once and I'll say it again: asshole.

 

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(Tempest Dive tilts her head a bit)
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(The backyard rose garden dissipates into an image of a room, memory fragments of a painted table and chairs, and several pots of roses at the wide windows, which are high above a bustling city at dusk. There are more colours here.)
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...would someone mind explaining why ingesting one's exes is apparently worse than ingesting strangers?

 

The Close Personal Connection And Possibility For The Act Being Motivated By A Grudge Makes It A Tad Distateful.

 

I fail to see how a close connection makes anything worse, and unless we have proof he is acting on a grudge, rather than a desire to test the limits of this space's power as he has already claimed, I remain... uncertain as to the use of further argument with him.

 

well

theres not a lot we can do abt it rn!! so its rly not worth focussin on. all we can do is make the best of it.

yea um its weird but he hasnt hurt anyone?? by eating or making the stuffed grub.... maybe its in poor taste but

idk every1 is treatin him like hes actually eating his exes????

 

-0 At the risk of inviting accusations of seadweller solidarity,
-0 Would you all lay off him?
-0 He has committed, by definition of doing anything in effigy, a victimless crime, and tasteless or pathetic as it may be, eating a stuffed grub that resembles a troll he knew is neither immoral nor capable of causing harm to anyone.
-0 And the relevance of whether or not he had sex with the troll in question is tangential at best.
-0 Unless you're looking to condemn Alternian culinary traditions, or unless you can name someone here who is harmed by him doing this, I request the subject be dropped.
-0 It's transparent that this is only an issue because he is unliked, and that is.
-0 Disquieting.

 

[She shrugs loudly]
Hes The Kind Of Creep Who Would Eat His Exes If He Could Get Away With It I Assure You.

I Am Harmed. Incredibly So. So Very Hurt By This. Would You Kiss My Boo Boo Better?

 

Eating Exes?

 

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if it vwas based on a grudge, vwould i havwe picked an ex at random?

 

I dunno, I just thought it was funny~.

 

Maybe you hate all your exes equally. Hate-hate, not love-hate.

 

ohmygodsucandothat??????????

[He appears to be on the verge of tears.]

holy-

holy shit

can i pls hug u?? flirting aside i mean, id um, id like 2 hug u now

 

-Mituna looks a bit taken aback by Demmel's display. Nooooo don't emotion at him he's not good at handling that.-

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[Enjoy your new oliveblooded limpet, Mituna, because Demmel is pretty enthusiastic about getting a hug right now. Also, he's gone from 'appears to be on the verge of tears' to 'actually crying a little bit.' He is talking despite his face being smooshed against Mituna's shirt.]

it doesnt matter if its a sure thing u said its possible and ur willin 2 help me and oh just thank u ur so sweet!!!! it wouldnt b a problem 4 u tho would it????

[He looks up at Mituna with his big, earnest, watery eyes like this is a fucking anime. Demmel put ur emotions away this is disgustingly sincere.]