shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yeah, well, you said it was a common thing.

 

highbloods got a different set of rules.

 

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y34h.

 

... that's... sorta reassuring.

 

That's like, basically admitting that you know it's weird and gross, you just don't wanna change it because that would mean admitting you're in the wrong, so you lean back on the uh, 'I'm in charge so I can do whatever' sort of uh, privilege. Shit. You know?

Aw shit, I didn't mean to. Can we pretend like I didn't say it and jinx us?

 

no, im saying it isnt vweird and gross by alternian highblood standards.

 

Highbloods are the ruling class, right? Or uh. Ruling castes, I guess.

 

-0 Would be an implicit threat if any of our number has dated him.
-0 Assuming this is not the case.
-0 Further extrapolation from such an assumption: whatever a "restraining order" is is irrelevant.
-0 Implies only that the former Orphaner here is pathetic and omnidirectional my bitter, which should have been readily apparent beforehand to anyone with half a thinksponge.
-0 Uncertain how you've arrived at your conclusion that he wishes to literally consume his exes.
-0 Doesn't seem to follow.

 

thanks

[Demmel squeezes slightly before letting go. There is a wet spot on Mituna's shirt. Demmel is rubbing his eyes. BUT WAIT!! A plastic cup appears in his hand! It's clear and full of something orange. A straw is stuck upright in the thick liquid.]

imaginary melon smoothie??

 

Gooooooooooooosh I sure did stick my pede in my mouth there!!!!!!!!
Life Support must think I'm so bad at my job right now!
I did not know about the patient confidentiality thing!!!!!!! I've never heard of it being a problem!

 

Where da pits did you come from that dat´s new to ya?

 

.oO And what other standards matter, honestly. Oo.

 

Well~.
Aren't I sort of highblood~?

 

.oO You're teal, darling, and a wiggler to boot. And you run with unsavory people. Oo.

.oO You can't just renounce your heritage and then pick it back up whenever it suits you. Oo.

 

I never renounced my heritage~.
I just think the Empire doesn't factor enough into placements, and does it on purpose to keep everyone down, including us~.

 

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7h4nk5.

-He snaps his fingers and the shirt's dry. Thanks, dream-logic.-

 

[Could not locate "restraining order" in the database.]

[] What Helmgirl means is "no, we don't have that here."
[] Exkept as kombat-profikient moirails.
[] GIT GUD or get hurt.
[] It's how we weed out the weac.

[Glory to the Empire!]

[] I kan't kontrol when she does that.

 

.oO By talking with the people you're talking with you might as well have. Oo.

.oO It's one thing to find issue with the way the Empire does things, but it's another entirely to associate with would-be conscript-dodgers and the kind of pissblood who calls themself something ridiculous like 'twofoldAbolitionist.' Oo.

.oO I doubt all they're trying to abolish is the amount of thought the Empire puts into placements. Oo.

 

I can make my own choices~.
Can you~?

 

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