shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-Acheta rolls her eyes.-

 

You're an adolescent, right? I have no intention telling an adolescent about something that's considered incredibly intimate, even if it isn't a perfect corollary to sexual intercourse.

 

Living transformers-- no matter the frametype or planet of origin-- have an internal organ called a spark, usually seated within the thoracic cavity; it has many functions, one of which is storing emotion- and sense-based memories and personality threads.

Many frametypes, assuming the external plating of their torso has not been unduly modified, are capable of fully retracting both the external plating and the internal structure that protect the spark itself. This can be quite dangerous, as sparks were not built to handle extended periods outside the body and can quite easily explode if left exposed to air for too long, but if two (or more, though the logistics get... complicated) mechs bring their sparks into physical contact they are capable of exchanging data or codestrings stored within the sparks essentially instantaneously. This is a very intense, very intimate process even if the individuals in question are not also interfacing at the time.

 

are you implying sevwen svweep olds cant havwe kinks? because ivwe got some first hand experience that contradicts that in evwery conceivable vway.

ha, geezer. im 311. ivwe barely evwen hit my prime, kid.

 

...you're starting to sound like orlandeau...'cept i think orlandeau's only pretending...

 

Never Heard Of Sex Ed?

Sounds Freaky, But You Do You.

Too Much Information

You Are Also Dead As Far As I Know So Like.

 

The existence of such information does not mean any given individual must be comfortable providing it. Burlesque set a boundary for... him?self; he did not attempt to prevent anyone else from explaining.

[They nod to aI.] Glad to be of service.

 

Well Yes But His Reason For Not Telling Me Was That I Am Young And That It Is Similar To Sexual Intercourse. This Is Not A Valid Reason To Withhold Information Considering That Sex Ed Is Made Acccessible To Adolescents Out Of Necessity Considering It Can In Some Cultures Quite Literally Be A Matter Of Life Or Death Whether They Know How To Do The Do.

 

evwer hear the one about the vwirgin on drone day?

 

"I am not comfortable talking about this with you" is perfectly valid, no matter what the reasoning or the topic, especially when there are other more willing sources of the same information.

 

Not What He Said.
He Said He Had No Intention Of Telling Me.
That Can Also Just Mean "Lol Have Fun Getting Eaten By Drones Wiggler"

 

...and, given Burlesque's previous attitude in here, is an equally likely interpretation. Conceded.

 

If you must know, your relative youth and my disinclination to provide details to a form of sexual intercourse you have no capability of performing anyways stems from deeply traumatic incidents in my own misspent youth. So much trauma. All the trauma, one might say.

This is hurtfully accurate. Now I'm traumatized and morally wounded.

 

Valiska smiles. "I really wish I could give you cuttings from my garden. But even if I could get them here I have no idea how you could take them back into your material world. And...those are lovely too."

 

[Silver laughs, wings flicking outwards in amusement.] Very sorry, I'll avoid betraying strangers' obvious methods to other strangers in the future.

 

"I have a kismesis, dude," says Paz. "But here's the thing. I can't have any fun hating her if she's dead."

 

Terribly Sorry We Ran Out Of Club-Member T-Shirts In Your Size.

You Can Have The Mug That Says "You Must be At Least A Level Four Friend To Unlock My Tragic Backstory" Though.

 

Maybe you should stop mak1ng assumpt1ons about who 1s and 1s not a troll. 1 refuse to bel1eve that Orphaner Dualscar was really th1s dumb a fuck.

 

"How about for her mother who bleeds purpler than Dualscrap over there." Valiska smiles and bares all of her teeth.

 

"How about you don't talk like that to my kids? She hasn't gone through second pupation yet, you knucklehead, and whether or not she's kinky she's too young for you." Valiska rolls her eyes. "Besides, who was it saying he'd never touch a tit if it wasn't at least teal? Don't get any ideas about my purple ones."