i am kinda creeped out by how everyone seems to hit on me, but the mysterious aethers of democracy are urging me to accept so sure, i guess? and the first step on this date is going into a secluded alley. great. wonderful. ... wherever here is for the second time, yes nnnno shit wait what no i'm not going up on going home to stay with you, shortbones also, i've got like boatloads of people trying to kill me and steal my soul. it's getting old.
what, getting away from the Murder Zone? yes, yes it is. fucking duh. thank you for dropping that. ...sure. sentry's being a bit generous, but yeah, i knew that the ruins? ... remind me why i though this was going somewhere deep.
i am familiar with the general structure of knock knock jokes nice toriel voice. now you've just gotta sweep leaves over/under anything that might be dangerous and have buckets of snails lying around i'm not sure if i admire your commitment to a joke or am just existentially disappointed in you well you're not wrong ... the diary of shitty puns begins to make sense #so you're just trying to get to my hot... mom? #fair enough, i suppose
[castor has encountered a problem and can't come to the liveblog right now] -_- i don't know what i expected i am begging you, do not recount toriel telling you dirty jokes. please.
oh. i... have a suspicion about why. goddammit. so you've been spotting me for her this whole time. #toriel #TORIEL #TORIEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL! *shakes fist impotently at cavern roof*
ugh #also #fuckin watch me unfortunately. #add 'escape toriel trying to protect me' to the checklist of reasons to get the hell out of this cave uh.
sssuure. #i've heard your jokes #i'd almost rather listen to sans #almost oh whoops. strong family resemblance, i guess. no, they really really aren't finally, someone fucking gets it. thank god. uh. what does sans even do? #please tell me he doesn't tell jokes #please why why
haven't i ... seen... you somewhere before? #radiatiooooooon!! #most definitely not jade harley time to snoop in people's rooms while avoiding the murderbot or not. damn you for actually being competent for once, boxbot. i am so sorry for you, dude. see above oh god. <:c not to worry dude, i am gonna kill your fucking boss and turn him into a novelty oven.
don't sign my life over to a homicidal steel box, got it. i believe this is what the kids these days call hashtag relatable see above. boss. novelty oven.
okay, why. noted, but i think step one will be not wishing for anything that stupid. ... so he wants to kill all humans, but also do things like on the surface...? you've got problems, boxbot. a) ahahahano b) what's in this starfait i bought?
i'm so pleased that's the almost-universal response to sans dropping the [blank eyes implied murder thread]
people find a literal metal box made of distilled annoyance attractive like i say okay you know what, i changed my mind. I'm gonna drag that piece of shit all the way to the surface purely for the pleasure of introducing him personally to the marianas trench. you don't say oh goddammit, i start sympathizing with someone and they just want my soul ripped out too. yay. great.
except me and. you know. the other six people who were murdered for their souls. them too. right. subtle. well, anything to get out of this hell hotel. #-666 star hotel #putting it below the previous recordholder of the Weaver Hotel with -466 stars shit. incorrect, dr. blithe, we absolutely can worry about that now and i am in fact doing so as we speak
wow, this is a lot more... not red than i expected thanks for the '''advance''' warning, there. who the fuck are you even well that's actually unexpectedly helpful. mercenaries, boxbot? scared? how very goth
fucking rude. oh well, so much for diplomacy. :I ugh, really? well at least you'll surrender now. #??? #i mean not complaining a) the door's unlocked b) boxbot's been trying to get everyone and their mother to fight me shocker. see, dr. optimist, this is why i was trying to explore the other way first.
