shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

That's cheating and you know it. For shame, Congessi.

 

Lies, I'm not doing the injuring myself! No rules about bribing!

 

Hey, how much would I win i´f he managed to go a whole cycle w´thout gettin himself fragged up someways?

 

Oh, that!!! I don't keep an eye on who's in on it, and I'm not involved because it just wouldn't be fair!!! I don't get injured on purpose but how would anyone else know that??? Maybe I should ask for a cut of the winnings though??? A small one??? I have to spend so much time in medbay, after all...

I don't know, I'm pretty attached (ha ha, get it???) to my fingers!!! What's in it for me??? I know the captain's a good surgeon so it's not that risky, I guess...

 

Tell it to the bookies and see how quick you get kicked out of the pool then. I'm keeping an optic on you, now.

Don't take it, bribery is for the weak minded and unlucky. (Though is bribery is on the table, I have a variety of things to buy 'broken optic' three injuries from now.)

 

-rolls her optics- Ya sure don´t seem ta be, sweetspark. Ser´sly can ya try ta stay outta medbay fer one day? Just fer me?

 

Oh, for...

For the record, if I find out I am fixing an injury deliberately inflicted to win a bet, I am confiscating all the winnings as a toll for putting up with all of you.

 

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

....UGH.

 

[Sympathetic back pats.]

It's okay, I'm out two hundred shanix.

 

Yer my new favortie mech Sir!

 

Not about the betting pool!

 

I do try :((( it's not my fault someone spilled wax all over the Beastformer office and didn't clean it up!!! I was just getting paperwork!!!

 

An' I'll help ya'll. I ain't fond'a this 'game'.

 

Awww, okay, I wouldn't want get anyone in trouble :((( I don't do it on purpose but I thought I might as well benefit if it's just going to keep happening!!! Which it will :(((

 

Ah. My apologies, sweetspark.

Ugh. Spoilsport.

 

I would say 'why does my brother have the worst taste in friends' but I hardly have room to complain, do I?

 

Uh-huh. Jus' ain't right.

 

Why?

 

Oh, who is he friends with now? Can we make fun of them? I would like to make fun of them since SOME PEOPLE just like ruining my fun.

You. You ruin my fun.

 

=[[[[[[[[ But I'd be sharing wi--

...er.

Nevermind.

Yes, sir.