shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-sighs- Ya know, I believe ya. No one ken be DAT fraggin stupid.

An´ thank You to. Nottin ´gainst ya per´snally greargrind but I´d liketa see less of ya in medbay.

 

Triage.

And, I mean, Triage is okay, I guess, I'm not mad at him, but I can't believe Stentato invited him along to make candy with us! That was supposed to be just me and him! I'm not taking you along, am I? It was gonna be just me and him, like old times!

 

Two reasons:
1. Ain't right to bet on harm comin' t'another mech. Ain't smart t'do either, I know y'd be pissed that someone was takin' money by usin' your situation without any'a it fallin' to you.
2. Beastfomers've been on th'receiving end'a slag like that fer a fraggin' long time. My job t'make sure it don't happen on this ship, frag like this is jus' more'a th'same.

Sure do. Someone's gotta'er th'universe'd already be burnin'

 

But nobody is hurting him. People bet over stuff like that all the time. People bet on me and I didn't mind.

 

...really? Know R-- know creaturemodes weren't very... well-respected on Cybertron, but didn't think it was solely them.

...Isn't right now, for what it's worth. There's a whole collection of engineering mishap/injury pools going, not just for creaturemodes.

 

Thanks, I guess???

I appreciate your support, sir, but it's really okay!!! It's not fun but I'd rather someone get some enjoyment out of it, since it just keeps happening and probably won't stop any time soon :((( After a while it just becomes ridiculous and I know that!!!

 

That ain't right darlin'. You were bein' exploited, ain't right.

 

Oh, come on, that was fun! I liked it! I think you're just being oversensitive.

 

Yes really. Trust me, I spent a millenium ´r three patchin them up ´vore th´war.

 

...

Don't know why I'm surprised by people continuing to be awful.

 

'S different, people bettin' internally in those yeah? Never was solely any group, beastformers w'hit hard w'th'functionalism slag.

No. Ain't no reason t'let people take advantage of ya, but if yer gonna consent t'it y'should take a cut and give it directly t'th' nice medical folks who gotta patch yer aft up.

... Hm.

 

What, no cutting reply?

-She tosses her head, crossing her arms.-

 

...difficulty parsing. Not just engineering bets on engineering staff, if that's what's meant?

Heard. Will remember.

 

I haven't run into him. Is he terrible? Would you like to bring me along to harass him? I'm fabulous at harassing people, so I am more than willing to offer my skills while you harass your brother.

Next thing I know, you'll be saying I can't set fires anymore either.

 

Why w'I do that? Ain't got no reason t'keep tryin' since y'd'care t'learn 'er get help w'this issue. I ain't gonna waste m' defrag talkin' t'a pissy sparkling.

Would I d'that? I know how important it is t'ya

 

Naw like, if's like our old squad pools it was bettin' in money on which one'a y'all gonna get hurt first. Yer technically bettin' for 'er against yerself in that. Ain't bettin' on someone who don't get no cut.

 

What. What! Pissy sparkling?! You... stop acting like you know everything!

 

`Cause yer an opt´mist?

Well can´t speak fer Medic´l Officer Triage or Cap´n Life Support but m´sell I´d rather he kept th´money an kept outta medbay.

 

Bill bats the eyebats back at Burt with his cane.

"In this situation, you really can't deny it, kid--- you asked for this!!!"

 

I mean!!! I guess??? But they already get paid for that, and I'm the one getting bet on and getting hurt??? I'd be willing to negotiate giving them a cut of my cut but I don't think it's fair to give them all of it??? Anyway, I'm not getting a cut right now and I never remember my recharge phantoms, so it's a moot point, I guess!!!

(I'm sorry for arguing with you in public sir I know you just want to look out for me I just??? Want to try to look out for myself, I guess??? For once!!!)