shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-she... doesn't quite relax but she stops saluting at least.-
Yes sir! Of course sir!
-no one has ever looked so much like an animu school girl with a crush while also being a fifteen foot tall robot.-

 

[Public cuddlepile? Public cuddlepile. Venture wedges himself under Eclipse's arm, conveniently also within Whisper's reach.]

Yeah you can Cap you just gotta want it bad enough!

 

*he happily pets Ref's wings in return, perky and chipper*

But!
I'm not in charge here!
Wouldn't that be rude?

 

Anyone who doesn't like it can make their area darker! Or shove their helm even farther up their own exhaust but heeeey that's practically the same thing!

 

Hm!
Hmmmmm!
*abruptly the space around him and Refractor is glowing with white light*
You can do lots of things here I guess!!!!!!

 

[Reffy cuddles closer, his wings fluttering with silent giggles even as he hides his face against Swifty. It's a bit too bright!!! But Swifty is having fun so it's okay.]

 

Spoiler: Nichrome is this you

(source)

 

...
Yes.
Yes it is.
Earth toasters are my favorite early cycle snack.

 

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yeah, whatever. you look like youre wearing balls of shit on your head anyways.

 

Fucking seriously?

 

What.

 

that isnt evwen a good sour grapes excuse.

 

-She graciously waves a hand.-

Some twins stick together most of the time, others roam more. I know a pair who liked to stay in their shared alt-mode.

 

But the plastic's the best part! Just because it's a little unhealthy...

 

So. What? Do you all come from a world where the tin cans won?

 

-he raises an optic ridge-
No, we come from a world that never had organics in the first place. And our history is much, much, longer than yours. Try again if you want to be insulting. I can't take anyone who's probably not much past the sparkling stage seriously.

 

I find you anti-mechanical prejudice distasteful at best, especially considering I heard your current body consists mainly of nano-machines.

 

Uh-huh. I was just asking a question, since in my world humanity was nearly wiped out by a bunch of tin cans. Wanted to know if you were equally aggressive towards 'organics', guess you are.

 

It does, but I'm not an omnic. Try again.