shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

We aren't "omnic" either, you adorable little man.

 

Oh no. Please forgive me for my aggressive tone in response to a common insult to mechanoid life. How can I possibly make responding in kind up to you?

 

Fully mechanical with no biological parts, omnic.
I'm not adorable.

 

Also, since you're so curious: I did, actually, fight to protect humans. Not that that matters to you! Since we're all tin cans and therefore a hive mind, of course.

 

Oh no, how dare I use common phrases from where I'm from.

When did I say that? Unless you've got some god program exerting control I'm sure you've got individuality, the omnics in Overwatch expressly prove that.

 

You are just the cutest, actually. But, incidentally, we are not "mechanical", we are "mechanoid", which is something rather different. If you cut me, do I not bleed, et cetera.

Something something meatbags something something bad smell. I'm sure you've got a better one, no?

 

Everything bleeds. I'm sure you've got some kind of fluid, even Omnics bleed oil.

Oh no, you called me a meatbag. I am so offended. *exaggeratedly places back of hand over his forehead / eyes*

 

"Oh no, I'm so upset by someone daring to question my prejudiced rhetoric."

And, hmm. Let me quote your own words. "Wanted to know if you were equally aggressive towards 'organics', guess you are." Because that absolutely doesn't smack of deciding, from the words of one mech, that my entire species isn't worthwhile and is all the same. Now, where have I heard that before?
-he taps a finger against his mask-

 

Do y'all need a mediator or can I just sit back and watch?

 

I mean you could also just let him be wrong and not argue with a tiny sparkling of a brick wall, yknow.

 

As far as I'm concerned, this is quite entertaining! It's not like I haven't heard worse from much more powerful entities. I find myself having sympathy for your view of arguments as fun, @Burlesque .

 

Oh, but it would be so rude to ignore him when he's quite clearly begging for attention!

 

Guess you are. You ever heard of battle based decision making? I've got a bit of a problem with that, kind of shitty of you to judge me for that.

You gotta tell me what Sparkling means, keep seeing it and I'm not sure if it's an insult or another reference that my tiny organic self doesn't understand.

 

My apologies, good sir. Would 'squishy' should you better?

Anyways, our structures do develop along lines similar to biological functions. A space shuttle and a shuttle transformer's alt-mode will have radically different internal structures despite outward similarities, though don't ask me to say what those differences would be because I am not a doctor. So in the interest of proper cultural exchange, it would be like... oh, I don't know. Calling you a tree because you're made of carbon and have branches.

Why would I ever be mature and reasonable about anything?

Delightful, isn't it? There's worse ways to pass the time.

 

Hey, Burlesque! Look, it's King Starscream!

 

*Grunts* Would be closer to calling me a monkey, if we're talking 'closely related'.

 

Sparkling and Protoform are both analogous to what in organics would be the infantile stage of developement.

 

Yes, I am aware. Thank you, sweetspark.

 

I see. I appreciate the answer.