shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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*He is absolutely bouncing*

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Spoiler: translation

I am fine! More than fine! This is amazing! Primus! You must tell me how it all went down, I am from Reliquim which is the colony that Megatronus created. Oh-- Oh no please don't get offended I know there was bad energon but-- No! I am so excited! This means so much! Tell me everything! I want to learn the old language and EVERYTHING!

 

What about it? You weren't much respectful of mine.

-leans on his broom- Hey, whoever said I'd let 'em get away with that? I never assigned anyone any places, and I'll say that to anyone.

 

Thank you. For being willing to remind me.

 

I make no promises as to biting commentary.

 

I Like the way you think.

@Primus
Four. Million. Years. That´s all I have to say to you spawn of a glitch.

 

-holds up his hands, laughing- Hey, dude, okay, fine. 'S a long story though, bud, you want all the gory details?

 

Well, 'better part of town' is rather... flexible, given that all construction is new again after Cybertron reverted to its initial form, but yes, absolutely doable. If you get off of Captain Nichrome and I have your word - do I need to ask for it in writing? - that you will keep disagreements with her out of the physical realm, with the caveat that if she attempts to attack you, you are allowed to retaliate in kind, of course.

Would you prefer one closer to the center of government or on the outskirts of town with all the mansions?

 

Yeah, you and everyone else taking a bite out my aft tonight.

 

Just leave us alone. You didn't care for the past 16 million years. You have no right to barge in now that we're finally getting stuff done.

 

*opens his mouth, STAR OPTICS MOTHAFUCKA. Violent nodding along with More Flame because Excited*

꒳ᵃ꒳ᵃ꒳ᵃ~(๑°ᗨૢ°๑)♡ӵᵉ੨ᑋ✧

 

-shrugs-
Sure. You ain't even under my jurisidiction any more technically.

 

I, fer one, will glady bite anyone what says otherwise. -evil grin- An´I know where all the wires go.

 

[She continues spitting vitriol at Cronus (in Spanish) while she's lifted, then switches to demands that this alien fish thing put her the fuck down (still in Spanish), then finally back to English.]

-swear to GOD you rotbrained critter from the black lagoon ill knit a scarf from your entrails and HANG YOU WITH IT if my shoes aint on terra firma five minutes ago

[She attempts to kick him in the nuts. Do aliens have nuts? Let's find out.]

 

Because you left helpful signs telling us this was your body instead of simply the pace we were spawned. And we were supposed to know, as relative babies. No, that one's still firmly on you.

 

[That actually gets her to stop. Oops. This is a liiiiiiiiiittle embarrassing.]
Sorry Lord Starscream, I... Behaved... Terribly, considering the position you awarded me graciously...

 

Hush, the adults are talking now.

Closer to the center of government, since it's easier to keep my thumb on the metaphorical pulse there. If you get me the agreement in writing, I will get off of her and no longer indulge her voyeuristic tendency to kink, hm?

 

A'course, darlin'. You come to me, no matter what you need, an' I'll do my best t'get it.
-he moves his arms around Triage, also avoiding his wings-

 

(Apostasia smiles wrily.)
Heh. Dealt with a few infestations that way.
Only one it didn't work with so far is whatever the frag's haunting Southforge Watch. But that might be a sentient patch of night sky for all we know.

 

-laughs again and beckons Cinder closer-
'Kay, well, it all started when me and my bro popped into existence...
-he tells Cinder the whole story, in a tale that lasts simultaneously many hours and a fraction of a second-

-vents and rolls his optics-
Okay well maybe that was a little out of order, but 'sdone now. You're a resourceful bunch, apparently, you'll work it out.

 

-he leans down, focusing on a datapad, drawing up a written version of this agreement-
There. It will take several hours for my contracts on Cybertron to acquire that quietly, but will this suffice in the meantime?
-the document has an item of blackmail as guarantor-