shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-she gives a breathy little laugh-
Not in public. There's sparklings here, after all.

 

Maybe you and me could spar some time.

 

Sure. I did offer your brother the same if I recall correctly. I have absolutely no problems teaching others how to take down mechs several times their size. It's a useful skill to have.

 

Ahem.

Maybe you and me could spar some time.

 

Maybe we should start with your stance. See, if you use your thrusters to boost yourself upwards you won't need walls or doorframes to vault up to punch mechs in the optic ridge.
-she grins and winks-

 

Yeah, okay.

-She looks disappointed.-

 

-leans in to whisper in her audial-
and after that you could shove me around a little and make me eat my words, yes?
-the screen starts slowly fading to black at the edge-

 

-Lacuna's eyes go wide and she nods.-

 

-Nichrome pulls her into a quick kiss before taking her hand and leading her away to the off screen where they can spar.-

 

...well. I actually do paperwork for a few hours and what happens? Hope someone recorded that mess. If anyone ever needs further proof Cybertronians will fight literally anything...

...or proof of Primus's existence, I guess. That too.

 

there was a bird party in here like less than a day ago and now its all horny robots what happened

at least the piss fighting and racist fuckboy party is over though hot damn

 

Some of the birds are also robots, who may or may not be revved up. [She shrugs.] Also, given intranet popularity data, Nich could probably fund the entire mission if she let us sell off the recordings of h--

...er.

...that's something I shouldn't say about a captain, isn't it.

 

*Mumble mumble something douchey from his dark little corner mumble mumble.*

 

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[An eyebrow climbs up her forehead.]

oh no finish that thought tell the class how you know your C.O.s sex tapes would be such hits with the gentle metallic porn watching public

HEY DIDDLEFART YOU GOT A KNIFE

I WANNA SHOW YOU HOW TO LICK YOUR OWN ELBOW

 

...that must have been a bit of a workout...beating him senseless and all

i've got cold juice boxes...if you want one

 

Spoiler: Hey, kiddo

Lotta fliers in here use birds t'substitute fer wingspeak.

 

Probably because previous ones have been popular with our crew, at least.

 

There's always someone willing to buy.

 

Also this.