I'm now worried-slash-excited about the next mini episode because... Spoiler I was positive Eiffel's would be last, because I expected whatever they were going to tell us about his backstory would be the biggest bombshell they would drop in a backstory mini episode. But now Kepler's last. And I am SO ready to find out why Kepler's backstory is mini-semi-finale-worthy.
NEW EPISODE NEW EPISODE NEW EPISODE NEW EPISODE Spoiler: Happy Endings liveflail awwww he's so pissed about having to leave Hera out Or you could chop off Kepler's fingers! :D ...yeah, it would be Hilbert to bring that up. It could have helped to murder Maxwell. Or Kepler and Jacobi could have killed the shit out of you for it. yeeeeeeah don't pull that shit on Lovelace, even if she might go for it coming from someone else... D: I HATE THAT HE HAS TO LIE TO HERA OMG MY HEART ...what ammonia? OH SHIT Your approval fills her with shame. bahahahahah post-Blessed-Eternal embarrassment I love it ....HAHAHAHAHAH "trust me" lmao ...........okay, when is she gonna break his fucking nose. There we go. Don't talk about fuckin' Lambert, asshole. oooooh, Hilbert's secrets~! ...Fischer died of meteors... Eiffel doesn't have all that physical conditioning though, I'm damn sure. That's kind of a hole in this. Though granted I guess he had a lot less clout this time around to demand super-healthy subjects. ...was Lovelace also infected? She's probably in damn good physical shape, and that would be a reason to "need" her... ...although obviously the aliens are shaping up to be the real priority, so probably not? "Keep Calm And Sacrifice All Your Friends For The Greater Good", huh? Dude. Do you WANT her to beat more kinds of shit out of you? ...maybe he does. AND SUDDENLY I SEE WHAT THE LOVEBERG SHIPPERS SEE IN IT. ...IS THIS THE "ONLY WHEN ALONE" DOOR?! OMG OMG IT IS IT REALLY IS OMGOMGOMGOMG I'VE BEEN WAITING SO LOOOOOOONG also zomg the sound design here that shushing steam, the tense music and yeah, Lovelace, don't let him get away with just rambling about mysteries, fuckin' look! "Don't care! Let's go!" AW FUCK of COURSE it's Cutter ...was this to brain-upload him?! FUCK. aw shit just leave him stranded until supplies run out and eventually fuck fuck fucking Cutter fuck that's creepy and of course that's what he thinks about Everything, Lovelace. Everything is wrong with him. oh come on, after everything do you still think they'd do anything good with it? And this is what Eiffel saw in her, that her hallucination did for him on the USS Horrible Unending Nightmare. The force of fucking nature that just doesn't understand why anyone would ever stop trying to live. lol of course Minkowski asks anyway oh thank fuck she's going to actually communicate about it ...but of course he's not. Of course she needs to communicate with Eiffel about it, not go asking around behind his back. Lovelaaaaaaaace ;_;
me and @luckydicekirby almost simultaneously: ohH SHIT NO LOVELACE DO NOT fml, same. i at least want a lot more fic about them talking angrily I LOVE HER i love her aggressive angry cheerfulness and refusal to put up with any of his bs IT'S FUCKED UP. :D
Spoiler: All Things Considered aaaaaaaaa new episooooooooode oh Lovelace u mad Kepler? -ooooooooh But can't you do without the whiskey, Kepler? :3 oh Hera are we doing flashbacks? very biased flashbacks, clearly ~regret~ wow, for once someone's confusing slander and libel in the other direction! I have a hard time buying Minkowski telling anyone to relax ...yeah, Jacobi's completely full of shit in basically every way MAYBE there was some "accidental" sabotage happening but Minkowski talking like a valley girl is just, no. and it should be hilarious but it sets off my Misogyny Sirens too much to really enjoy it? Even though I trust the show. I wonder if Jacobi's maybe jealous of Kepler's attention to Eiffel...? /looks up "Gypsy Rose" ...either he's calling her a hippie or a stripper. Dammit, Jacobi. OH GOD EIFFEL NO Eiffel's recollection of Hera is perf ...I wonder if the Hilbert experiments thing is more significant than it seems. I wonder about that Decima progress and how he was starting to heal. OH GOD EIFFEL'S HILBERT "I AM HERE NOW BECAUSE RUSSIANS DRAWN TO LOUD NOISES." Headcanon that Eiffel thinks the idea of Hera having battlebots and being Robot Queen is super mega hot oh god maniacal!Lovelace is best Lovelace wait is that the end? are we not going to know what actually happened? DAMN YOU URBINA
Spoiler: sad eiffel I drew a U.S.S. Unending Nightmare Eiffel for the out-of-correct-order Goretober I'm doing :')
This liveflail was too long delayed, but here I am... Spoiler: Limbo I still wish we could know what actually happened last ep. oh no he can't think of anything goofy to do He still doesn't want to leave Maxwell alone with Hera ;_; aw shit is she covering for the secret meetings? Or... (lol "happens to everyone") Mysterious! Dammit, Minkowski, you need to fucking ask him. ...you are rarely the first step to resolving anything, Eiffel, but in this case you've got a point. Wasn't she supposed to be fixed? Wasn't that the one good thing about having Maxwell around? God. Poor Hera. ;_; AW SHIT It's an artificial anxiety attack! I can't say I'm surprised, in hindsight, with all the conflicts that have been getting heaped on her. AUGH HERAAAAAAAA Very freaked out, Eiffel. VERY FREAKED OUT. Called it! Yeah, Jacobi, that was a stupid statement. ...they'd have to delete her to get the space for it, wouldn't they. And this was the "drastic" she was worried about before. What the fuck gave you the impression that Kepler wouldn't destroy any one of you if it seemed like a good idea? DAMMIT MINKOWSKI TALK TO HIIIIIIIM oh thank fuck and now DAMMIT EIFFEL EXPLAIN YOURSELF Ah, I see they were looking at all the fandom flailing. Well, fuck. FUCK. ...I am not looking forward to tumblr's reaction to this. Even in a small fandom where someone like Hilbert is acceptable. DON'T JUST LEAVE IT THERE YOU FUCKERS HOW DARE YOUUUUU Well. On the bright side, it was definitely bad enough that I'm not feeling cheated!
Spoiler: spoips 4 time to kill I CANT BELIEVE.. THAT EIFFEL REFERENCED THIS FUCKING SHOW hey you know what ELSE scared the shit out of me? the doctor who episode "midnight"
Spoiler also re: the motion sensor thing, does that mean there wasnt anyone actually out there? mega confused eta: spoiler
