shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-coldly- "If you believe form determines function, you are being deceived." Megatron would´ve known wouldn´t he.

-bitter laugh- Got it right in one.

 

"You are being deceived"
"-con" is an ancient cybertronian suffix to denote a group of mechs. Similar to the group-denoting suffix -bot.
How about you don't talk about things you don't understand.

 

-She pats his leg.-

 

The first time was a giant meteor was about to destroy the city, but I broke it into smaller pieces, then there was a giant sea monster, then there was an alien. You know, the normal stuff.

 

hey ive got an idea for a club im going to call it "you are being axe-murdered" and well shorten it to "yandere-kun" time to get a diplomatic team together and make friends

who the fuck did you fight for all those years

the good-goods

 

*He looks reaaaaally uncomfortable but if he just smiles hard enough no one will be able to tell right? riiiight.*
Ah, Sir! Terribly sorry to have made you uncomfortable like that! I'm sure you did your best to do what's right!

... That being said I couldn't possibly presume to question a higher up! There are always reasons why one mech leads and other follow! If I work hard and continue distinguishing myself I might end up leading a small diplomatic mission myself one day but right now my skills are simply not developed enough that I would argue with someone over why a certain rule is in place! I simply cannot have enough perspective! After all I am only five centuries old!

 

...The first one I understand the others not so much? Like if there's nothing you can do it's whatever but how were either of those things your fault?

Autobots.

...they really got you trained well don't they.

 

That's a load of scrap! Oar's about as useful as a leaky pipe!

 

Lies. At least the leaky pipe can be fixed.

 

The autobots named themselves after a reclaimed slur.
I don't know why I am assuming an understanding for intergalactic politics and the significance of selfdetermined designations and the reclammation of hurtful adages from someone like you.

 

Well, he'd make an okay coat-rack, and he still has innate value as a person. Does he even do any work??

 

Officially yes. Unofficially...

[Her visor darkens for a moment.]

Not really. Foists it off on his department.

 

Well I give him a lot of things to read...

 

Does he read them?

 

Uhm.
I think sometimes he skims them?????

 

He shouldn't even get paid. Pisses me off, and YES, Captain, I realize you aren't authorized to fire the little bent screw.

 

I had top marks at the academy, yes!

Th-that's quite rude, don't you think? I'm sure he was awarded his position with a reason! I haven't, per se, looked up his employment history, but...

That's why I didn't want to work under him...

 

good move

 

[Venture frowns, but drops the topic.]

...hit me up whenever you wanna share those collages of yours okay? Bet they look real nice.

 

Don't care if it's rude, it's not against any rules to badmouth someone. He's a spawn of a glitch that mistreats those who should be under his protection and do 99.5% of his work for him, I will insult him all I please until I find some way to settle our last issue.

=[ <3