shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Well, will rainbow algae give you the thrill of witnessing the swan colonies from a safe distance? -widens his optics innocently-

 

Holy balls your pet is awesome.

 

We have the spectacle of sky jellyfish mating grounds just across the pond with easily accessible and cheap viewing platforms and livestreams available all through the season.
*His grin is genuine and actually amused by this game*

 

[She is very briefly tempted to ask him to offline her, but... pettins are soothing and Jetski would be sad.]

Not Focal's problem. Don't mind me, just going to be a barnacle on Jetski for a while.

 

!!!!!!!!! =]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] I'm so glad you think so!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's my darling!!!!!!

-Jetski's grin is equally genuine and amused; it seems this is not uncommon amusement for those in the Obrizonian tourist industry, i.e. almost everyone-
Well, you should see the livestreams of the swan hatchings! Witness the miracle of organic birth without the accompanying maiming!

However long you like <3333333333

 

Okay, so I may not be the brightest cop, but at least I get the job done!

 

Does he bite?

 

Ford swoops down and checks out the Twisty pictures.

 

People like you are a menace to society. Please get another job.

 

Uhm... sometimes! Mostly when he's hungry!! He gets nippy when he's hungry!!! But he knows plating doesn't taste good and I'm training him to not go for my fingers as prey!!!!!!!

-proudly shows them off-

 

He's really pretty.

-She keeps flipping through, fascinated.-

 

You should see the adults!!! Their iridescence really comes through!!!! It's magical!! If you can get up close enough to see without them seeing you!!!!!!

 

I did have another job, as a foxgirl waitress at the Coffee Shrine!

I got fired for being clumsy for some reason. Which was dumb because I made an awesome foxgirl waitress, even that guy whose toe I stepped on a few times during the Foxgirl Sexy Shuffle liked me!

 

[This time, the text is the same nearly-white cyan of a (TF) spark.]
<3

 

He's not an adult??

 

Oh no!!!! The adults can get up to about twenty feet!!! I saw one once who must have been thirty if he was ANYTHING!!!!!

 

Everything really is giant out here.

 

... Okay. Yes. Good. If you need me for anything, Ma'am, I'll be over here and available, just say the word. Um.

My, that is quite impressive but are your hotels built into cave systems with all premium suites directly behind a waterfall? Fall into recharge to the soothing sounds of nature's most beautiful wonders!

... If it's from Obrizon and it has something analogous to a mouth, then it bites. Twisty really is adorable.

 

get ovwer yourself. people are allowved to make jokes.

 

wanna know a funny joke? your empress

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