shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

There are smaller things on the lake too!!!
The swans have to eat something after all!!!

I admit we have no waterfalls! But do you have the option to stay on the slopes of a mountain one night and on the peaceful, lapping shores of a lake the next, with premium suites even under the lake surface so you can watch the gorgeous, glittering organic fish?
And I'm glad you agree!!! =]]]]]] I love him so much!!!!!!

 

I hope you realize that your endorsement is quite damning.

 

What do you feed him on the ship?

 

so what youre saying is your culture doesnt have a sense of humor or knowledge of the ancient earth ritual called "rebranding"

hashtag stop helping

 

...I have a standing order for dead otterats!! He doesn't need to eat VERY often you see but when he does he eats a LOT!!

 

I believe we find ourselves at an impasse. We will simply have to agree that both of our homes are beautiful wonders of nature!
*Focal laughs*
He is really a darling. And so affectionate! I hope he grows up big and strong!

 

i bet he couldn't tell a funny joke to save his life

Spoiler: fasthonk

 

Oh, doubtless! Isn't the whole planet a beautiful wonder of nature?????
-the snicker he gives is slightly less than charitable-
I'm hoping to find a nice big lake for him one day!!!!!!!! So he can be free!!!!!!!

 

Makes sense!

...can I come see him from a distance?

 

No what I'm saying is you are actively contributing to the oppression of mechanoids by making fun of a political movement you ahve neither context for nor knowledge of, just as all other organics do.
A joke is only successful if everyone present thinks it's funny.
If it's hurtful, we call that "offensive".

 

You're always welcome!!!!!!! Uhm- I wouldn't go in without me though!! He knows me best, I raised him from a hatchling!!

 

Makes sense!

So you're like his 'parent'.

 

Ohh! I will make sure to take LOTS of pictures when that day comes! It will have to be documented!

 

Yes!!!! His real parents abandoned him. =[[[[

-actually, genuinely claps his hands in excitement- You'd be welcome!!!!!!!

 

Wow, rude! Good thing he's got you!

 

It is a good thing!!! If I hadn't looked after him and hidden him from everyone and smuggled him onboard even though I got in trouble for it who KNOWS what would have happened!

-he does. he knows.-

 

You're the best organic parent.

Does he play?

 

-bounces a little also clapping-
OH! I am so excited I am really looking forward to this! He will be so majestic!

 

ohhhhh my god. oh my god. you actually vwent there. you claimed jokes are oppression. i rest my case.

(i hate clowvns i hate clowvns i hate clowvns i hate clowvns I HATE CLOWVNS I HATE CLOWVNS I HATE CLOWVNS)

 

no a joke is successful if anyone at all thinks its funny, even if everyone else does not

thats why im the best clown of all time, and all the beatings from security in the universe cant change that