shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

That's right, darling.
[she pets his face before getting up, shaking both her wings and her tailfeathers out thoroughly before returning to her seat at the sidelines, long legs thrown over eachother.]

 

Sparklings. You're both pretty.

Stop fighting and scaring the trolls, that's rude.

 

I know I'm the prettiest in the room, thank you for acknowledging it.

 

You are approximately as pretty as everyone else by virtue of being perfectly average, yes. I'm glad that makes you happy.

 

[He shudders at the petting, but doesn't sit up until Eyefeather has found her new seat.]

...sir. [He tips a polite greeting to Burlesque, then pulls his wings tight against his back. He's-- he's not still shaking, he's not. And if he were it's his own fault for picking a fight he couldn't win anyway.]

 

o, ha!! u must b a broom bc u just swept me off my feet!! ;D ;D ;D

thx acheta :) :) :)

whatta good kitty!!

[Demmel, while still being held by Acheta, attempts to scoop up the kitty. x2 snuggle combob ftw]

 

Wow you must have some pretty friends if that average includes you.
[She throws him a loaded glance.]

 

-She sets him down gently and falls on her ass, panting.-

Your legs are heavy~!

 

-Sawbones frowns and pounces over to check on him- "Ya alright?"

 

I've been meaning to ask, is the comms betting pool open to outsiders? I would assume not, but I've never gotten anywhere by not asking.

In general, yes. It's a feature of the trade.

[He raises an optic ridge.]

 

Prrrrow!

-Allows this happily, purring and kneading and drooling. His fur is as soft as angel wings and he seems to be made of bones and rubber bands in how he goes limp-

 

You called?

 

[He flinches back ever-so-slightly from the sudden movement, but his eyes are back online. That's something.]

...still alive. S... ma'am? Sorry, not... quite sure which-- you're-- Doctor, is that the right title?

...dunno. I share with my trinemates and they're in comms, so they do the placing for us.

 

Well I guess some people just have peculiar tastes.

 

Hm. I may find someone to get a favor from. That seems like my sort of game.

Yes, but I try to be culturally sensitive and not fuss about Camien sensibilities.

 

Justa nurse. Now us beastformers don like it much being called animals yes? So as long as ya remember that´we´ll get along just fine.
Ya hurt anywhere?

 

For all that cultural sensitivity you sure haven't heard of not sticking your grodily painted face in things that don't concern you, it seems.

 

it was just a prank

[There are two things the clown hates more than the station mime

and that's security, and actually doing work.

It is time for the clown to unleash its secret weapon.]

Spoiler: H.O.N.K

BEHOLD, THE H.O.N.K MECH

 

Can you like not have that tacky thing out in my direction, thanks a bunch darl'.

 

Off the top of my head, Divebomb and Hailhide are the most likely to pass things along reliably. Dropflight too if you can catch him in a good mood, but he's... a little twitchy about people who weren't 'Cons.

...yes, Nurse.

No medical attention necessary. [This would not be a lie even outside the Rave-- his paint's a little scuffed and he might have a new dent or four, but there's no major physical damage. His wings are still plastered against his back, though.]