shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

more like youre stubborn as fuck
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stubborn assfuck hehe honkhonkhonk

 

[Eyefeather shots at the clown with a handblaster without even looking at him.]

 

D --> Although I find your f001ish mannerisms to be completely reprehensible, they are analogous to those displayed by members of a caste superior to my own on the hemospectrum

D --> Therefore, I would be willing to lend you my e%pertise

 

SWEET FUCKING HELL ITS A CLOWN FONDLER.

 

hmmmmm :/ :/ :/

[Demmel draws himself up to his full 5'6 height! There are a lot of things he wants to say!! Things like "Do you really think I need your help, dude??" or "How did you see that whole display and not realize I'm a damn technopath??" or even "I fucking know it's not fucking real let me be fucking upset about the destruction of this once beautiful thing!! FUCK!!!!"]

[But instead he gives a chipper and dimple-y smile and waves him off. Eyefeather gets a furtive glance from under his eyelashes as he raises his hands. The bits that Eyefeather savaged twist and snap back together.]

dont trouble urself sir!! i got this ;) ;) ;)

nothin prettier than a machine w/evry piece fittin 2gether all smooth-like u kno??

[Demmel takes a break from his pretty lightshow to slip over to where the new blueblood can hear him whisper.]
psst... dude

dont fix the mech pls

 

D --> Their behavior is a disgrace to to the royalty of the highb100d caste

*Equius takes notice of freshetWeaver's gills and fuschia attire*
D --> Ah

D --> Please forgive me for my impudence, I was not aware I was in the presence of royalty myself

D --> Yes, you are welcome to punish me should you find my behavior in any way ine%cusable

 

D --> I find myself presented with a conundrum

D --> The Clown carries itself with the lack of decorum associated with a highb100d, but is otherwise a normal human

D --> Were he a troll, I would most certainly be e%pected to obey his orders over yours, as at first glance you appear to only be jadeb100d

D --> This confusion is causing me to perspire

D --> I find myself in need of a towel

 

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DO YOU NEED A SECOND THERE BUDDY BECAUSE I SURE AS HELL WON'T PUNISH ANYONE FOR HAVING AWFUL TASTE.

 

*she hands him a towel, shaking her head*

 

[Poor Sax pops into the rave just in time to hear that and begin edging slowly away. #Nope.]

 

D --> I do not intend to sway your judgement in anyway, but I would like to clarify that I would most certainly have no qualms with you punishing me

D --> Should you simply be feeling an%ious about doing so

 

olive actually!! n i think he will just make another big messy mess of loudness and squeakbeast beheaders tee bee aych x0 x0 x0

he does act p indigo tho!! but uhm hes an alien so i think ur good?? b sides im just sayin pls dont like i cant-

ok i can stop u if u gets right down 2 it but STILL ur obvi way higher up than me so like do whatevs??

 

D --> Have my actions caused you any offense

D --> I must e%press my greatest apologies

D --> Please, feel free to inflict whatever quantity of pain or bodily harm you deem necessary for me to undergo as punishment for my e%tremely f00lish remarks

 

...what the frag did I just walk in on. Is this alien courtship did I just dream myself into fragged-up organic alien courtship is that what happened. Why.

 

D --> Yes

D --> You provide an argument most reasonable

D --> You certainly are not in a position of sufficient authority to order me not to

D --> But you should not allow this minor detail to prevent you from trying to order me, for I will decline to fi% the f001ish clown's 100dicrous machine

D --> This is not because I have any obligation to listen to an oliveb100d such as yourself, although I do have an ine%plicable fondness for those of your caste

 

[Agitated twitchy fins: go! He privately prays to whoever might be listening to save him miserable wader ass.]

-0 No need to apologize.
-0 Everything is fin.
-0 Fine. Everything is fine.
-0 Shel- Hello.

[Coughs.]

-0 Apologies.

 

ooooh mr blueblood sir r u sayin u want me to order u?? ;) ;) ;)

[He giggles, only half serious.]

 

*Aaron gives Equius a thumbs up from somewhere in the distance*

 

D --> No
D --> You are royalty
D --> Why are you apologizing to me
D --> I am a b100b100d, it is my place to be apologizing to you
D --> I--

D --> Yes
D --> I mean no
D --> I mean, maybe, if you are not opposed to doing so
D --> I mean no, of course not, what f001ishness is being e%uded from my mouth
D -->
D -->
D -->
D --> Maybe
D --> Perhaps

 

YIKES MAN. LISTEN LISTEN LIKE I GET IT BUT I AM SO NOT ABOUT THAT AND BESIDES I HAVE MY DANCE CARD LIKE SO FULL. SO UM. LIKE GET YOUR KINK ON WITH SOMEONE ELSE IS WHAT I'M SAYING.
BUT IF YOU WANNA LIKE JUST TALK... WANT A CUP OF COFFEE?