shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Yyyyyyyep alien courtship ritual.

Spoiler: popcorn.jpg

 

Welcome to the rave. It's a learning experience.

 

D --> I haven't the slightest idea what you are talking about
D --> The notion that I would have any manner of kink is quite 100dicrous, completely absurd
D --> I do, however, enjoy a STRONG cup of coffee
D --> This is provided my OVERWHELMING STRENGTH does not shatter the mug

 

*the clown blazes into an inferno, the dankest comet travelling across the night sky*

*the rave's upper atmosphere is once more filled with the pungent aroma of omega weed*

*the jets may not wish to fly too high, for now, lest they begin to fly higher than they've ever flown before*

 

[She brews up a cup of coffee much stronger than even remotely seems sensible. He didn use allcaps and all after all. She is also grinning.]
I'M JUST A SILLY BABBLING FISH, DARLING DON'T LIKE WORRY.
HERE IS YOUR COFFE BY THE WAY.
I DO HAVE CREAM AND SUGAR IF YOU NEED IT~
[She hands him a cup of coffee darker than the color black. It's. Slightly concerning really. Don't use your coffee making powers for evil, Loreli...]

 

*He takes a large swig*
D --> No, this coffee is fine as it is
D --> It is e%actly to my preferred e%pectations

 

[He finishes with the boat. It's not totally back together but he has More Pressing Concerns. Namly, beefcake.]

be decisive!! i wont do n e thing unless u make up ur thinksponge sir :3 :3 :3

 

"So would Stan!" Ford laughs along with her.

"Ah..." Ford sighs. "Your definition of outliers consists of a group of individuals who would be a subset of the group I would define as outliers, then. That's also a very silly definition of 'cursed'." He makes a face, reflexively looking down at his hands; the human definition of 'cursed' isn't as far from the definition of 'outliers' as he'd like it to be, either.

 

[one of her eyebrows twitches upwards but her smile doesn't falter]
THAT'S LIKE SO GOOD TO HEAR! I'M NOT AS MUCH OF A COFFEE MAKING GENIUS AS MY MOIRAIL YKNOW BUT I DO MY BEST!

 

im alvways open for muscular equine-themed svweaty bluebloods getting their kink on vwith me, just so you knowv.

 

"Watch it there, strongbad. She's my kismesis."

The effect may or may not be enhanced by the difficulty Dipper is having not laughing.

 

Well! Your Stan sounds like delightful company, I must say! Seeing as the little Doveling is currently away, until my trine arrives I am tragically bereft of fabulous companions, unless one counts that pastel colored mess.

 

It is, isn't it? What a horrible little planet. May all bots burn, et cetera. Not that Cybertron is any better with moralistic leanings either, really. We're terrible as a whole.

 

I FOR ONE ABSOLUTELY DIDN'T NEED TO KNOW THAT.

OH. MY. GOD. YOU ARE ACTING JEALOUS.
THAT IS LIKE SO PRECIOUS INKTHORN.

 

-0 He was, ah.
-0 Talking to me just then.

 

"Stan likes Burlesque, just so you know." Ford's eyes may be twinkling a bit more than necessary. "They get on just famously."

 

"So are humans, really." Ford shrugs. "Sapience comes with imagination, which is the root of all progress and hope and wonder. And also allows us to think of things to do to each other that animals simply would never come up with." He sighs. "At least overall, our species--and yours--does try to improve itself."

 

I like to claim that religion is the root of all evil, but yours works better with actual reality I think. Though Cybertronians only improve by kicking and screaming, but the fact that we kick and scream at all is its own wonder, isn't it?

I've never been to Earth. I wonder what it's like in our universe.

 

D -->
D --> Y-yes

D --> My meowrail, as she would refer to herself, is not an e%traordinary genius of coffee-based creations such as your own
D --> She does bring me chunks of dead mega-fauna, however, which would be nicer were I not vegan
D --> I still appreciate the gesture
D --> My lusus' coffee is most e%cellent, especially when he uses his milk in the brew

D --> I apologize, for my kismesis has ordered me not to fraternize with any Amporas
D --> We have this thing going where whoever wins our wrestling matches gets to order the other around
D --> He says that "It would be weird ; )" since he is already "a little too familiar with your lusus ; )"
D --> I musn't lie, this is one order I am rather pleased to be receiving
D --> My apologies

 

Oh I like him too. If I didn't think there was something worthwhile about him I'd just ignore him instead.