shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

no, ignore all orders from nonhumans.

*they both go flying out of the Ark*

FUCK, get us out of here

 

But Simon is a human!

Sure, he's not you, but he's human, at least!

 

*HONKtimus Prime looks at @Curaverimus apologetically, and fires the mkIV Ion Heavy Cannon and sentinel prime's cosmic rust cannon at them, before transforming into a clown car and attempting to speed away*

 

i...did not know he could do that

 

not according to the fourth law hes not

 

[Combiners: faster and more agile than they look. She dodges both, then slams a hand down in front of the clown car.]
Not so fast, buddy. Doctor's orders are stay down and take the syringe like a good bot.

[The combiner is grinning like she is having the time of her life. She also does have a very big injector in her hand that seems to be filled with.... stasis fluid?]

 

Well, then, the fourth law is bullshit.

 

shit shit shit use the wormhole generator

 

*fires the wormhole generator just before @Curaverimus 's hand, driving into it and teleporting to a random location somewhere in the rave*

 

*is flattened by the clown car*

 

@Norm the Genie Hey there, I've got an idea ; )

Genies can shapeshift and mimic voices, right? ; )

 

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? ; )

 

*smirks* Yeah, yeah. I get it.

GONG!

*norm now looks and sounds like @The Clown*

 

shit fuck fuck ass shit keep driving i'll think of something

 

*is also flattened by the clown car, causing the egg timer to fly through the already-cracked windshield*

 

*looks desperately at @Norm the Genie *

 

Get medical attention from someone of your own species, and stop trying to hurt everyone here!

 

no, do not do that,

 

Get medical attention! And don't hurt anyone!

 

*the orders are conflicting, so he gets to use judgement*

*he chooses to go back through the wormhole*