Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau - The Overwatch Thread

hahaha if you're slept in a skirmish when you transfer out the voice announcing where you're going sounds super weird

 

I hope the people I play with get a kick out of my Soldier 76 performing daring heroics to drop my healie dealie at their feet whenever they yell for a healer.

It's instinctive at this point. I've played 12 hours as Mercy and another 12 as Ana. I can't not respond to that call.

 

OVERWATCH DRINKING GAME!!!

The one that won’t kill you!

WHAT YOU NEED:

1. Alcohol for shots (Such as Vodka, Schnapps, Whiskey, Tequila, ect. I recommend something you like. If you don’t have a fav, get some of the small bottles and try to see what you like the most.)
2. A glass of water & something to snack on.
3. At least one other person (getting drunk alone isn’t fun)
4. Some time and nowhere to go.

RULES:

• Take a shot when you start playing this game, you want a baseline.
• Take a shot for every loss.
• Take a drink of water for every win.
• Take a shot every time someone in your team double-classes. (As in two bastions ect.)
• Take two shots every time you get mad.
• Take a drink of water when you get POTG.
• Take a shot if you die in someone else’s POTG.
• Take two shots if you die in your own POTG.
• Take a shot when you shut someone down (or stop an ult).
• Take two shots when you are shut down (or have your ult stopped).
• Take a shot when you team kill the other team.
• Take two shots if your team gets team killed.
• Drink some water when you get on fire.

This should be more than enough to get you wasted safely. Have fun, don’t drive, drink a lot of water after (and during if you like) to prevent The Terrible Hangover, and eat a little bit to help that as well.

 

Oh and major rule: BE OF AGE TO DRINK IN YOUR PRINCIPALITY

 

i'm actually a ghost posting from the afterlife oooooOOOOOoooooo
at least my liver is

(i like the addition of the water during the game, that's a good idea!)

 

Just out of curiosity, are you Irish?

 

LOL
Scottish blood but no, I have a high tolerance though.

 

A standard law of Overwatch seems to be that if someone on the other team gets POTG, it involves my death. But then I'm the healer. So I'd definitely get drunk on this one.

Weirdly, I tend to get POTG more often in Competitive than Quick Play. Most of that time is just because the team is making a more concerted push so if they die it'll be near each other and I can res everyone.

 

...

...

I would be damned.

 

How many shots do I gotta take if the POTG starts with my Ana teabagging a sleeping enemy? That happens an... unfortunate number of times.

Whhhy do so many people wake enemies right underneath me is it cause i'm an asshole??? What else am supposed to do to a Reinhardt, I can't kill him.

 

That's at least 3 shots, I think

 

A shot for every time you teabag them.

 

Oh dear.

 

this is my favorite thing that's ever been said in a match i was in:

 

I'd be fine on that one, I never do it.

 

so I did this tonight, and I didn't like go full out (because medicine and also we did NOTHING BUT LOSE AT THE BEGINNING so PR was like 'ARE U SURE') but I had a blast holy shit. Ho l y shit.

Anyway I'm apparently really good at Rein these days and also drinking makes my tremmor not as bad.

As a note I've been increasingly paranoid that someone's going to repeat me for aim botting because of how my tremmor makes my mouse go five million miles an hour jerking all around. I don't see it while playing, but I do see it on recordings (as do others). It makes me wonder if I should contact blizz about it because I really don't want to lose my battle.net account and everything. I shouldn't worry because I know they scan your computer to make sure you aren't running cheating programs but..... sigh.

 

Fuckin, two Bastions, two painfully bad Reinhardts, one painfully good Zarya, and an Ana to sit in the back and nursemaid them. Fucking christ, I hate this game sometimes. And they were so bad. The Reins and the Bastions kept pushing so far out of position that we kept picking them off, but it doesn't matter, because when five member of the team have 300+ health it's nigh impossible to get them all down at once.

 

played a game with some friends that I will never play with again after tonight. I'm sorry but if I'm heals and you, a junkrat, bitch about no heals after I have died or when you're across the map and I'm Lucio? You can fucking fuck off. Especially right after I die, especially when you both have been told 'don't use 'need heals' with lucio because you need to stand on him to receive them'.

"We have two healers why did I die!?" Because you are a j u n k r a t and we got ult spammed. And both heals kept dying because no one was doing anything. The rest of our team wasn't much better, all classes that are counters to their favorites are 'cheese' classes (including Torb and how dare Mercy get play of the games) and basic mechanics escape them. I mean I have been avoiding playing because 1. legion and 2. these people are getting me to that 'I hate the game' point.

"Ugh they're all grouped up now how did that happen?" Maybe it happened because they actually WAITED for their heals and tanks instead of trickling out of spawn!!!! Holy shit!!!

And "I JUST WASTED MY TIRE WE NEED TO COORDINATE ULTS BETTER SO YOU GUYS DON'T JUST KILL EVERYONE OFF WHEN I GO TO USE IT." Yes, I'll just stand here and die so you can get a potg. It's not like, maybe, using the 'my ultimate is ready' would be helpful since I use it and a few others do... Or maybe shutting the FUCK up during game and only communicating what is necessary and using push to talk. Like, I don't care that you hate mei or that you think 'oh good they switched to bastion OF COURSE' because it keeps me from saying "Reaper going to drop on point with ult."

Like holy fuck, I can random up an entire group of people that are more polite and play better. Shit, then I would probably be able to play something OTHER than tank or heals. And STOP with the whole 'We aren't going to get this' 'We're losing' 'We're shit' because speak for yourself fam. I ain't losing until the 'Defeat' comes up.

And I'd like to be able to stay with groups on par with my dificulty that give me fun close games than get "I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH THESE GUYS AGAIN THEY'RE mean/ too aggressive / doing cheap things/ ect..." and be dropped out of queue long enough to pick up a group that is either MASSIVELY under leveled or one that is MASSIVELY over leveled and stomps us harder. I LIKE hard games. I LIKE close matches. "Overwatch is a stress simulator" ONLY WITH YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS.

And the worst part? THIS IS ALL OVER QUICK PLAY GAMES. We tried to get them to play comp and they got mad DURING THE VETTING PROCESS because it was too hard and the other team had high ranked people.

*screams and pulls out hair*

At least we met a really cool dude out of it who is chill to play with...

 

Damn. Really feel for ya.

 

man, why do people get so angry about quickplay matches? i was ordered by some random dude to switch from symmetra to lucio because she's "useless" & we needed a healer (guess who was first pick? me. whose fault is that.) then next round i decided to go mei because Spite they flipped out & called me terrible. guess who had gold obj time & held the first point alone for a minute. after the game ended everyone but their group left
OH & also walk past a teleporter twice while complaining that they hadn't seen one yet. amazing.