riddles!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by raydelblau, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. raydelblau

    raydelblau the giant rat who makes all of the rules

    riddles are fun to write and solve, so i thought the forum might benefit from a thread exclusively devoted to sharing 'em.

    here's one i wrote not so long ago:

    four friends pair up and link their hands
    to form a bridge of fateful strands.

    answer:
    DNA. the "friends" are the nucleobases.

    (so that everyone can try their hand at figuring them out, try not to post answers on the thread without hiding them behind the spoiler-thing!)
     
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  2. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    I don't really write riddles, but I always like solving them. I also like gathering traditional stuff, so here's a very old one from my nursery rhymes that I remember by heart:

    Black I am and rest I in my bed,
    Men come down to break my head.

    Coal. The 'bed' refers to the coalbed.

    Probably everyone and their grandmother knows this one really well but I like it a lot because it was my first riddle ever:

    in a marble hall, white as milk,
    lined with a skin as soft as silk,
    Within a fountain crystal-clear,
    A golden apple doth appear.
    No doors there are to this hold,
    Yet thieves break in to steal the gold.

    An egg.

    I like hearing riddles, and they're a good exercise in trying to untangle metaphors, which in my literalness I'm not very good at.
     
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  3. raydelblau

    raydelblau the giant rat who makes all of the rules

    @Fish butt

    i solved your first riddle incorrectly! i thought it was going to be
    oysters, since i have no idea what color their shells are and they live in "oyster beds." also, you break them open to get inside. your answer makes more sense, although i don't think i knew of the term "coalbed."

    the second riddle
    i love, since it's an expanded (and lovelier) version of bilbo's egg riddle in the hobbit. i guessed it, and i'm glad you posted it. i must have seen it before, but i don't remember.

    also (gestures at avatars): we're both fish butts. go figure.
     
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  4. raydelblau

    raydelblau the giant rat who makes all of the rules

    i wrote this one for my kismesis:

    a mountain or a grain of sand,
    it lulls a babe, a kind of band,
    in countertop or under hill,
    around the clock tonight, we will.

    answer:
    rock. the last line references a song, babies are rocked to sleep, it's a music genre, etc. kind of easy, but i was literally gifting him a rock at the time. he already knew the answer.
     
  5. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    @raydelblau ha, and even with similar colour schemes! I tried to solve your riddle, but I'm very bad at biology, so I kept on thinking

    a type of thread art that I know as punniken. Essentially you use four pegs that you wrap the strands around and through overlapping the strands over and under each other you can create a very long hollow rope you can use to decorate elements with.

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  6. BPD anon

    BPD anon Here I sit, broken hearted

    I'm not going to post an answer, you have to figure it out.

    There's this dude who's going searching for tundra civets. A civet is a cat-sized furry animal that usually lives in trees. Anyways, he finds one and captures it. The sky starts raining lightly and he starts getting frantic about his search. He still can't find another. When it starts raining heavily, he gives up and puts the first one back before running off.

    Who is this man and what is he doing?
     
  7. raydelblau

    raydelblau the giant rat who makes all of the rules

    @Fish butt

    not sure how much this response needs to be under a spoiler, but meh:
    WOAH. that's fucking... craft magic, that is. it looks strong, too. when googling it, however, my first result is this little fella, which can't help but remind me of brainbent's FUSB. which sorts of bees poop infinite lengths of pepto bismol yarn? the cool sorts of bees, that's who.
     
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  8. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    So my mom got me hooked on something that's kind of like riddles, but not quite. You get to ask yes or no questions to figure out the answer. We called them logic puzzles but that's not very descriptive.

    Would anyone be interested in something like that? I know a bunch, but I don't really know riddles. xD
     
  9. BPD anon

    BPD anon Here I sit, broken hearted

    You can do that for mine. And yeah I'd like to do that.
     
  10. @Re Allyssa that actually sounds right up my alley, I'm no good at riddles
     
  11. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    Argh @BPD anon I've been trying to figure out your riddle ever since you've posted it and I can't stop thinking that this man is

    some kind of biologist/zoologist who's looking for two civets to mate, but I KNOW that this is probably the complete wrong answer. But I can't think of anything else!
     
  12. BPD anon

    BPD anon Here I sit, broken hearted

  13. littlepinkbeast

    littlepinkbeast Imperator Fluttershy

    Another classic: what's green, hangs on the wall, and squeaks?
    A herring.
    "Herrings aren't green!"
    It's my herring, I can paint it whatever color I like.
    "And they don't hang on the wall!"
    I said it was my herring, right? I can put it wherever I want.
    "But... squeaks?"
    Oh, I just threw that in to make it harder.
     
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  14. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    @BPD anon
    Oh I think I got it!
    Is it Noah trying to find two civets for the ark?
     
  15. Fish butt

    Fish butt Everything is coming together, slowly but surely.

    @littlepinkbeast Boooooo

    Your riddle reminds me of the classic joke:

    'How many surrealists does it require to change a lightbulb?'

    Four. One to hold the fish, the other to play the piano.
     
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  16. BPD anon

    BPD anon Here I sit, broken hearted

    Yes! Civets don't live in the tundra, which was a clue because if they didn't make it on they don't exist now.
     
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  17. Re Allyssa

    Re Allyssa Sylph of Heart

    Okay so an easy-ish one to start with:

    Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a room. There's nothing around them except for a bit a water and some broken glass. However there are no marks on them and they were not poisoned. How did they die?
     
  18. raydelblau

    raydelblau the giant rat who makes all of the rules

    @Allyssa
    they're fish, yeah? and their bowl fell to the ground? i think i've heard it before, but it's a good'n.
     
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  19. raydelblau

    raydelblau the giant rat who makes all of the rules

    this riddle will be a bit hard to solve, but it's one of my favorites. i used it in a DnD one-shot recently.

    you're faced with ten statues: a man with a bow, a man with an abacus, a man with a spear, a man with a falchion (a type of sword), a king, a courtesan, a dog, a cat, a bird, and a lute.

    a voice from above says something that sounds like: "you who wish to be rewarded, choose the three that keep things sorted."

    which three statues do you pick?

    answer:
    the man with the abacus, the courtesan, and the man with the falchion. the man with the abacus keeps things sorted, the courtesan keeps things sordid, and the man with the falchion keeps things sworded.
     
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  20. strictly quadrilateral

    strictly quadrilateral alive, alive, alive!

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