shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

If it breaks, it breaks. What if it reacts to intrusions violently? If Primus wanted us to die at every given opportunity, he would not have instilled in us caution.

 

Look, I'm never going to be given the chance to touch the Matrix. But if I am, I won't just poke at it, okay? I don't want to get lynched.

 

I appreciate the reassurance.

 

I got you a nice decoration for you room, but it's a surprise!

-He smirks.-

 

...Thank you.

 

*Nichrome tries very hard not to say a bunch of very very very rude things about Sentinel Prime. Very rude things. Things about gladly murdering him another ten times if need be.*

 

...if you won't say anything, Cap, I will. Sentinel was a slagger and it might make me a vengeful piece of scrap but he deserves whatever torture he endures.

 

It's not very polite to say bad things about the soon to be departed which is why I'm very very carefully not saying anythign while I prepare a pre-wake for him.
Do you think I can fit "About To be Taken From Us Too Soon" on this piece of scrap metal? :)

 

There's curiosity and there's 'prodding the thing just to see what happens', little dude.

This guy knows what's up!

 

Oh hey that annoying buzzing sound is back.

 

O Nichrome. When can we be together. I love you, Nichrome. Please, just throw one look my way, I'm begging you. /exaggerated victorian melodrama pose

 

Why is the buzzing sound growing louder.

 

Politeness can get fragged, I'm off-duty and he can't hurt me here. Apparently Primus Himself is even hanging around, so He can take it up Himself if He's got a problem with me.

...yeah, probably. Scrollwork around the edges? Like-- slag, hang on-- something like this?

Spoiler: He pulls up a sample to show Nichrome.

 

It's the sound of my love for you growing stronger every second of every minute of every cycle, Nichrome my dearest darling.

Nah carry on.

 

Oh, because you certainly haven't indulged in the latter. Remember when you decided a scene wasn't complete if you didn't make sure disobeying your dom had consequences? And then you learned doms can safeword too!

 

...
-grumbles-
I only did that once. And I learned it was a bad idea! So I'm passing on the knowledge what I learned!

 

...did you frag Primus, Captain?

[He is either horrified or excited. He can't tell which. Maybe both.]

 

I don't think I've seen a fake concept hanging around here recently.
ohhhh that scrollwork is very nice, very stylish.
*whispers* the only reason I am organising a wake is so I can dance on the not-quite corpse. Fuck the Primes. All of them.

*she is ignoring Primus harder*

*she might stop ignoring primus' existence long enough to give Life Support a stare that somehow contains several emotions from shocked over disbelieving and horrified up to impressed*

 

Yes, I'm sure. You have been much better about it, that's true.

For a god, his sexual education was somewhat lacking. He wanted to know about sex games, so I told him. Then he wanted to know from... a different perspective. It's improved his outlook quite a bit.

 

... I am not sure what to do with this information
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Luckily for me Primus doesn't exist so I don't have to figure something out right now.