shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-pouty pout pout- I'm tryiiiingggggg!

You don't have to know about sex if you can just like- snap your fingers! Finger snapping is a lot easier. But less fun.

-salacious wink-

 

Yeah, W-- one of my trinemates played around with this sort of patterning for a few thousand years, he likes painting? Forget where we ran into it first, but we did this real nice bit in orange and rust on a real dark blue ground, starbursts from-- [His wings flutter while he rambles; abruptly he realizes he is maybe taking over a little, and laughs nervously.] Aaanyway. Yeah, it's a really applicable style, glad you like.

...corpses make really bad ground for dancing, Cap. Very unstable. Wait til he stiffens at least.

 

F-finger snapping? what do you mean?

 

I-it doesn't feel right to just let him die. Even if he is a fragger.

 

I'm a good dancer and have run around on less stable things.

 

Oh, just like this! -snaps his fingers without thinking-
...
Oh wait
Slag

 

-he frowns thunderously-
What do you mean, "slag"? What did you do this time?

 

[A gray-scale Cybertronian blinks into existence, his frame nondescript and unadorned. He seems very confused.]
Uh.

 

Spoiler: Gif

I DIDN'T MEAN TO I WASN'T THINKING

 

He's a deity, kiddo, who knows?

That's your opinion. I'm a petty spawn of a glitch and his policies even pre-ascension were directly responsible for some of the most awful parts of my life, so I'm well aware I'm being less than moral here.

You have fun with that, Cap. [He grins.] I think I'll stay off 'til he sets all the same, if he flips to alt come rigor morphs I don't wanna get caught in that.

 

Look, the clown said he was basically brain-dead. He's been through enough to punish him, if that's what you want.

 

Uh.

Hi, I'm Stentato.

 

I... don't know who I am?
Um.
Who am I?

 

Ah. I see. Well, I suppose Hippolyta would enjoy having a sibling from the other side of the family to commiserate with. But don't think we won't talk about this later.

-he turns to @Averagius Of The Rave -
Hello, sweetspark. I'm Life Support, and your parent over there is @Primus.

 

You're... new, I think. So you find out who you are. You can take some time before you pick your name. Hm.

...want to listen to some music?

 

What the Frag?

 

...I'm sure that's the response I should have, if I can't manage actual compassion. Not the one that's happening, though.

 

Okay.

...it's probably a moot point anyway if he's so badly damaged. I just wanted to say my bit.

 

(╥_╥)
I'll look after him! I promise!

 

I- hello? Is that my name? Sweetspark?

Oh okay. What's music?

!!!!!! SOrry? Oh no!

Uh- uh-
You are my... "parent"?