shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

It's sounds! Put together nicely! Look, lemme just...

 

...Yeah! I'm Primus, I created you, it was sort of an accident but don't let that get you down! I can teach you all sorts of stuff!

 

Okay.

You better. [Despite his earlier respect, he apparently has no trouble being Fight Bird at Robot God.]

"Sweetspark" is a term of endearment, an... indication that the person saying it is fond of you. It can be your name if you want it to be. You can always change your name later if you want to, too. [He smiles, wings curling forward almost protectively.]

 

I'm gonna! I've learned about being responsible! It's very important apparently

 

That's! So many sounds! At once! I think I have to sit down...
*they sit down a little dazed looking.*

!!
But. What kind of things? I don't even know what there is to learn about? Uh.

That is... so much choice. That's a little making me feel like the music thing again.

 

...Lots. Uhm.
...Could start with like the basics? Uh... what you are, and stuff.

 

Yes. It is. Especially when it comes to protecting those who are vulnerable.

Do you want to be Sweetspark for now? Plenty of people have names that are normal words, it's okay.

 

Like @Eclipse of Apophenia said, you can take it as your name if you like. I'm just using it to indicate that I'm fond of you - I use it on most new bots, to be honest, but I consider you a sibling to one of my sparklings, so you're closer to me than several others.

"Apparently," nothing. I'm sure Jetski or Cloudcrusher would be happy to sparkling-sit if we need to go over the importance of responsibility again. Since you liked that lesson so much last time.

 

Would that help? I don't know if it would help... It would probably help right?

Um. Um. I-... yes? I think that's... I think that would maybe be a nice word to be.

Um! What do I call you then?

 

All right! Not apparently, it's just important, okay, I know!

Maybe I need a refresher though

Reckon so, everyone else knows this stuff.

 

You can call me Life Support, but most of my sparklings call me "Dad."

 

@Averagius Of The Rave call everyone daddy

 

Don't worry, I'll set aside some time for you. (I'm glad you're expressing your needs.)

 

Y´don´t gotta be sorry sweetspark. Ye just startled me.
-she transforms and approaches to take a closer look.-

 

o((*^▽^*))o
( ˘ ³˘)♥

 

Okay! That makes sense!

Oh! I can do that, uh... Dad.

Um. I'm not sure if you can speak for everyone? Uh...

[They wave awkwardly]

 

No.

 

...do you wanna go into the corner with me and teach me more hax?

 

All right, hold still!
-he approaches Averagius, carefully, and presses a thumb to his forehead; in almost an instant, the basic knowledge of the Cybertronian race is downloaded into his processor-

 

Yes. Please.