shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I don't think anyone's not-friends here, right?
-gives the sort of look to everyone present that implies they better fucking be all friends-

 

D --> Yes
D --> You could say I have a fondness for PARTICULARLY ROBUST hoofbeasts

 

Wh-- [He does not actually seem annoyed by the affection, just startled.

...how is he even supposed to answer a divine declaration like that? Is he supposed to answer?]
...what should I call You when I have the honor of speaking with You, then?

He might not have known. And even if He did, it's not His fault that people tried to use His name as a shield.

Ohhhhh no I'm sorry, sweetspark, I'm not mad at you I promise--

...yeah. Sorry. I--

[...you know what, no, he doesn't feel like dragging out all his feelings and reasoning to be examined, let alone dump them on a sparkling.]

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have started yelling, even though Nurse Sawbones did too.

"They" is neutral now, I think?

...Acknowledged, sir, but you've got to admit that some random Camien performer, sec officer or not, isn't exactly on the same martial tier as Sentinel fragging Prime.

 

-she smiles- Course ya can sweetspark. -she wraps her arms around him as much as she can and rubs her cheek on him.-
An sadly, not everyone can be friends. Would be nice if we could.

 

...Primus? Primus is cool! And man kid talking to me is not an honour. Ask the spiky one. Or @Life Support of Iacon. Or Hippolyta for that matter.

 

You're being a jerk, everyone has different tastes. She's allowed to not enjoy the awesome taste of nice, steaming hot, spaghetti; with juicy delicious meatballs and sauce that makes your tastebuds soar...

*she completely forgets what point she was trying to make and starts drooling over spaghetti*

 

*laughs* You've not been here long, have you?

 

I tend to turn up if someone invokes me. Kind of the annoying part of being a god, y'know?

 

Thank you um and I'm sorry for freaking out too... and sorry for making you help with the pronoun thing? they is um sort of right right now then I think... thank you!

[They flop against her and hug back]
But fighting makes people sad :c

:CCC
[The biggest most disappointed innocent optics]

 

im being the jerk? not the broad vwho told a guy that his spaghetti vwas so awvful she got sick ovwer it and banned him from cooking evwer again?

 

Okay, well, we're not all friends here. Some of us, honestly, don't even know what friendship means. *looks at @the bill of wrongs*

But she literally did get sick over it! And the house has over fifty people, of various species, and most of them need to get fed! And it's her house!

 

-she stumbles a little at the weight but manages not to fall.- Ya, but sometimes you gotta fight anyway. Because not fighting means wrose thing´ll happen. Or go on happenin.

 

That is true, but not the part of your statement I objected to as you well know.
Also Primes are very overrated and hyped up so who knows who would win in a fair fight between a Prime and a random Camien Performer.

[No nichrome you can't set up a prize fight on that premise and then cash in on those sweet bets. Bad Captain.]

 

Maybe! You just haven't taught him friendship! And you should try that!

But why would people do bad things in the first place, that hurts people? :c

 

D --> I do believe she stipulated that he may cook under proper supervision
D --> Which I believe is reasonable, as it seems the consumption of spaghetti isn't e%actly safe for her health

 

-she looks sad and shrugs- Somtimes they do it to get what they want. Or they think they gotta to stop an even worse thing from happenin. S´complicated.

 

... shouoldn't they just ask for help instead? Maybe they just need. A hug?

 

Haha no.

 

@Averagius Of The Rave Friendship is overrated, kid. I only ever have one partner and one partner only, and I don't do trios.

 

youre more vwanilla than my rifle and it cant evwen talk.