shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-shrinks down to match his size-
'My lord' is worse'n 'sir', what made you all upset? If it was something I said, I'm sorry about that, been working on it.

 

I am afraid that is quite incorrect. It is a knowledge most rudimentary that guro and snuff deal with heavier subject matter than polyamory. Caliber over copiousness, amigo.

 

I don't give a frag. I have punched a lot of beings I shouldn't have. It's kinda a thing mass homicidal monsters do.

 

[He shrinks proportionally to Primus, always smaller. He can't be the same size as a god. His wings stay plastered against his back, trembling faintly.]

...my duplicity brings dishonor on my production line, my betters, and my-- [he catches himself, and scrambles for another word--] my god. A sparkless abomination should never have presumed to interact with-- [He trails off into static.]

 

Of course you'd say that, you're a pistol. Precision is what you're all about!

But Real Men™ know there's no substitute for an automatic spraying everywhere. When you've got enough bullets to blot out the sun, that's when you're in business.

 

Fine. Get the bird killed. I don't give a fuck.

 

You aren't sparkless or an abomination and I don't care if you like him I will fight your stupid fragging Primus if he says so.

[Venture makes himself only marginally taller than Eclipse and leans against his side, wings spreading to brush over the other jet's.]

 

Is this an MTO thing?

Yo, Primus, some dude named Nova created sparks who-knows-how and then started the traditional oppression of people with them. In your name!

 

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Pardon?

 

I'd say you might want to punch him but I think he's died... twice? Still, might wanna clear stuff up about that. Since they're totally as full people as anyone else.

 

...Pardon?

 

Not just MTOs, sweetspark.

 

You assume the bird would lose. I wonder why that is.

[She doesn't intend to get involved there right now with Eclipse's trine mate present and on it. But she does agree.]

 

Wait, but how could you even argue anyone else doesn't have a 'real spark', even if it's already an absurd argument to use against MTOs? I mean, nobody ever said I wasn't real, they just said Primus cursed me and I'd be bad luck to anyone who tried to help me and I probably deserved it for being inherently bad.

 

...i dunno...this prime guy doesn't look very battle-ready to me...

*they are sitting on @HONKtimus Prime 's cheek and poking his nose with a stick*

*it makes honking noises*

 

Pardon?

 

Cold Constructed, as opposed to "forged". MTOs are a subgroup of the Cold Constructed.
Neither should be devalued or oppressed.

 

Oh! I didn't know all the terms, thanks. Totally agreed on that second point.

Well, I mean, I am cursed. I just don't buy that I'm bad luck because of it.

 

As Nichrome said, lovely.

MTOs are the second wave of cold constructed. I'm on the tail end of the first. Both of us are, supposedly, sparkless abominations by virtue of our creation.

 

If you actually believe there is a person in the buzzing void who you want to understand you you should probably use words to explain to him- to it what you are talkign about, since the buzzing sounds very confused.