shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Let Ave fly!!!!!! :D First best superpower!! OR! Or or or! Make everyone shifters like me!! That way everyone who wants to fly or have extra legs or whateer can!!! And then! More powers for everyone!!

 

'Course not. Sorry about that. Had a habit of not thinking all that much in the past. Bit awk. Got distracted by a boat for a few million years. You know how it is.

 

Different point in time. 2065 was about five hundred years ago, for me.

 

So, what did you intend to give me and Stentato?

 

Yessss! That's a great idea you ahve the best ideas!!!

 

-squints at Bit- Well you're not my doing, little skitty. Think you're Amalgamous's doing, he always did like spending half his time changing shape so I couldn't catch him to do his work. Bet I could reproduce you though!

I c'n give you wings if you want. Or any altmode you like, really!

Uh? I don't think I had anything in mind, really. Always more fun to let the power decide its own shape, you know?

 

uhhhhhh I don't know if I like wings... Or other altmodes...
I like lots of things! But I think I like most how I look right now?
[They aren't sure if they can explain well right now]

 

Yessssssss more of me! Or more like me-- I am me there is only one me!! And it's awesome!! And everyone should get to be whatever shape they want!!!!

 

Eh, fair enough! Just ask me if you decide t'pick anything.

 

I... have nothing whatsoever to say to this, seeing as I have conducted experiments with the premise of 'well it's more interesting so it's worth trying' before.

 

-scratches his chin- Now where do I find a willing volunteer...

(*＾▽＾)b
-snuggles up to Life Support with an obnoxious grin-

 

Then hello from the past. And where's a freaking drink when a girl needs one ...

 

-he smiles at the cute kids-

Hello, darling.
-he pulls Primus into prime cuddling position-

 

"Dear Doctor Ziegler, don't you know drinking will give you premature wrinkles on your charming face?"
Simon is laughing clearly not meaning this, considering he slides a drink over to her.

 

Will do!
... It's okay if I never want to pick something though, right?

 

And hello from the future.

*sighs* And good question.

 

Hiiiiiiiiiiii -makes himself comfortable and makes a pleased noise-
｡ﾟ.(*♡´◡` 人´◡` ♡*)ﾟ °・

Sure! You do you, kidlet!

 

I'm afraid we've found that what my species considers an intoxicant is quite detrimental to humans. It's radioactive. (Incidentally, should any of you encounter my species outside the dreamscape, stay away from any of us who are carrying. We're especially radioactive then.) Otherwise I'd be happy to provide.

 

DADDY! You never did catch me, creator dearest! And then, well, you left, you can hardly blame the little ones for going to pieces when you left Prima in charge.

Oh, don't bother with willing, they come 'round soon enough once you get their processors back in place!

Oh, and look at you! Who did those wings of yours? They're stunningly integrated! [They conjure a glass of... something glowing ominously yellow-green and offer it to her.] Here you are, lovely!

 

Thank you ... sorry, I don't know your name. And if I get wrinkles, maybe people will take me seriously.

*she sips at the drink*