shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

clearly their lust is on a less than conscious levwel, then.

 

*juice's voice is progressively becoming quieter and quieter*

not comf...narcissus asked me to be in a threesome with you...don't believe you in this context

don't know you...don't like this game...don't wanna play

 

How about you fuck yourself on a less than conscious level, then?

 

Now that you are here, we can have so much fun. Look at all the friends I made. I still have Freckles, see? *Caboose's gun bleeps*

 

you're still talking at me and i don't understand why this is happening

 

That's one. One friend. That you had before coming in here.

 

（´・｀ ）♡
I don't want to go, anyway.

 

Spoiler: gif

 

Valiska finally realises that Narcissus was talking about her when he said this and telekinetically tosses him by his overinflated bardic codpiece into the briar patch she has made appear in the dreamscape. It is VERY thorny.

((Please note, the player essentially said she could right here: https://kintsugi.seebs.net/threads/shitposting-rave-ooc.4160/page-17#post-341999 ))

 

[They look back and forth between the pair, several missed facts slotting into place. Oops. It shouldn't be possible for their wings to noticeably droop, but they are well aware of yet another layer of mistakes.]

...no, 'sfine. Yellin's a damn good way to get a point across, and frag knows I need reminders hammered into my head every now an'again that you lot aren't any stupider just 'cos you're a little squishier. I deserved it.

[They carefully ignore the exchange between LS and Primus. Dad's new boyfriend will take some getting used to and it's none of their business anyway.]

 

Well, now I have more friends, like trolls, and robots,and people, and some weird clown.

 

Valiska telekinetically bangs the ground with Narcissus in the thorns a few more times for good measure just because he is an annoying git.

 

*thanks G-d for the mercy Valiska displayed towards him before*

*shit could've gone a lot further south than it did and he knows he would've deserved that, if it happened to him*

*and fuck, it's hot*

*frustrated groan at himself, the world and his pants*

 

*sits down and makes soup for when this fight occurring is over*

 

*grins* Good job! Too bad you didn't do the other one too, though!

 

Pics or GTFO

 

*one of the egg timer clowns attempts to sneak up on church and slap him with a dead space carp*

 

Feeling quite a bit better, Valiska turns to the robot-god.

"Why don't you just make it something that people can control and turn on and off when they want to? I've been sterile, and I didn't like that either, but I am really glad that I only go into season with my mates and that it's obvious to them that I am fertile when I am."

"Don't tempt me!"

 

do the other one.

 

Okay, so the @The Clown's real...