shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

There is such a thing as duty and feelings of obligation. This mission is very important to Cybertron and the council.

 

-He climbs up and hugs him.-

 

Mechanoids cannot acquire adipose tissue. Given this assertion, I should be asking you this question.

Giving subordinates extravagant gifts of currency or things they like is inappropriate. It often indicates eagerness to engage in a sexual relationship that the direct subordinate cannot refuse without conseqences. I do not wish to put him in that position.

 

You've already banged him like a kettledrum, dude.

 

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It would be paying him properly for his work you absolutely morally and emotionally defincient pile of organic waste.

 

[Hugs back.]

Better?

 

"I am very aware of the difference," Ford says, "but I'm also observing that I and the other people who are doing this sort of thing are concerned that you're doing yourself harm. Sharing stories of the way we've harmed ourselves is not intended to make you believe that we're all the same; they're just cautionary tales. Of course there are a wide variety of differing variables involved, but for one thing, I have noticed that most of the other people who are trying to tell you that this is a bad idea are other Transformers."

"He is," says Ford. "Most beings who have been worshipped by mortals are. When you have enough power that you can get your way without having to consider what anyone else might want, you don't grow up."

"There are very few relationships in which that's an appropriate or acceptable thing to say to someone, Apostasia. I don't think you and Primus are in one like that."

Ford beams at him. "I am," he says proudly.

 

Dunno, do you feel better?

 

Incorrect. I have never interfaced with my First Secretary.

 

I am enjoying the hug.

 

A, like dat. -sigh and noof his knee, which she can just reach on her hindpaws-

 

So, what does Valiska think I can learn from him and Life Support?

 

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I agree. However, given that you have previously stressed the importance of being aware of social conventions and the emotions of others, I would think that you would have some care for appearances and reputation. Is that not what you've been advocating?

 

Ooooh, I thought this was about Jetski. Who you have banged. In a rather spectacular fashion.

 

I'm calling Cybertron and telling them that you're dead.

 

"That even a terrible mistake in a relationship doesn't have to be the end of it if the person in the wrong is willing to change," Valiska says gently. "You're very powerful, and you could easily hurt someone, but everyone does things in relationships that cause hurt, and the important thing is how you handle it. You're still honeymooning with both of your partners. I'm afraid that if someone hurts you, or you hurt someone else, you might decide it's all over. I know you've taken some revelations badly, even regarding things that didn't concern you directly, and that's entirely natural given your history of mistreatment--you don't ever want to be in a position like that again. But Life Support forgave Primus, and as terrible as what happened seems to both of us, they seem to have handled it themselves."

 

Can I be the captain next?

 

That is because they believe that my chip being off will be detrimental to them. I am simply caring for myself first. As I have been told to for centuries and have rarely done.

Seeing as I must send a report to them weekly, that ruse wouldn't last long.

 

Y'know, one'a these days we're gonna have a talk about you takin' all the good things you learned from me an' twistin' 'em around t' hurt yourself an' other people.