shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Federation? What Federation?

I only heard of Pennarion just this... week? Maybe? ... when Valiska told me about it here. So... uh, that's the Pennarion I'm thinking of. Your Pennarion.

*confused* but, but, but... cursebreaker? What?

 

Would you like me to refer him to @Cloudcrusher of Kalis for evaluation or @Aurora of Vos?

I have already gone through significant psychological evaluations prior to my posting here, with the deactivated chip taken into account. It was very annoying.

 

Not it. I ain't even close to bein' objective enough for this.

 

Wait, were we supposed to do that?

-He looks nervously at Lacuna.-

 

Fair.

It was specific to my position as a medical officer. I have a duty of care to my patients and a measure of authority that requires me to be of sound mind. Most crew would not have gone through one or officially needed one.

...As proven repeatedly by our actions on this ship.

 

Well that settles it. S´long as he´s gettin ´looked at. -she climbs onto Triages shoulder so he can have his hands back-
On another note, yer Cloudcrusher then? I keep thinkin of ya as Pinky, didn´t catch ya name. Next time we go out I´m suggestin givin´th´medic yer comm be mandatory. Was a right pain in the tailpipe.

 

Don´t make me clone myself again.

 

Shades all, I get an actual defrag for once and everything goes slagways.

... @Life Support, I respect your decision even though I think it's stupid and harmful, but am not going to explain to Jetski why you don't love him anymore. That's your job. [She's not sparking. Why would she be sparking. That'd be counterproductive and she was never even bonded with LS to start with, this is stupid.]

 

...smiles mean many things, even taking only one culture into account. Body language, vocal tone also indicators. [She shrugs.] Data on threat displays for Valiska's species appreciated!

Should probably take the chaos as a compliment, given how favorable things have been lately we were about due for a disaster, but... mm. It is one thing to acknowledge Mala's favor, another to enjoy the downswing.

 

Don't worry pal. You could be worse, you could be an asshole bent on making everything your way.

 

Hey hey! Do you know what Soundwave does? I've been trying to find out forever.

 

-blinks, a bit nonplussed and amused-
What Soundwave does? Quite a few things, spying, kissing Megatrons ass, leading the Decepticons, could you narrow down what you´re asking about?

 

So Captain Nichrome said Frenzy and Rumble work with sound as a weapon but not soundbombs, aka audial weaponry that hacks your nervous system, which I like to study as a hobby. Then she said it was too classified to tell me what they do. So I'm wondering if one of them is an outlier like Stentato, because if so they'd be a lot older than him and maybe can control it better and can teach him some tricks so he feels better, but the Captain still wouldn't say because it's classified. So can you tell me?

 

Ah. Yes, all three of them are outliers who work with sound. Soundwave can hear your thoughts. it´s just as creepy as it sounds trust me. Rumble uses sound to produce planetquakes, Frenzy as far as I can tell just makes machines go haywire. Wouldn´t recommend asking any of them for lessons.
Now indulge me -smiles- What do you and your twin do?

 

He asks the mute chick who confessed to some relation with sound.

...sorry, that was rude.

 

-laughs- Sweetspark, I unlike Soundwave, can´t read minds. I take it you mute things? And that your brother does not?

 

I negate sound. Stentato enhances it. So far. We haven't tested how loud he can go, we stopped after leveling that forest.

 

-looks thoughtful- I could think of a few people who´d love to hire you two. Not that you should take most of them up on it. -clearly joking now- Of course you could always go into the music industry

 

-She gives him a flat, offended stare. Clearly he's stepped in some baggage.-

...anyway. So why shouldn't I theoretically talk to Soundwave if I'm ever in a position to do so?

 

-blinks, confused- Now what´d I say?
And what I just said about people you shouldn´t take job offers from? Unless you´re interested in becoming part of the side that´s already lost the war, he´s one.