shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

@Alexander Hamilton At a loss for words?

 

We have an entire song about him, learn some shit. I'm sorry he can't be a motherfucking robot.


(...I wonder if I can make a Washington robot. Why did I study law and not engineering.)

You think my humanity's tragic
Puts me at a disadvantage
I might not have a metal skull
But I got mettle
See I come species that in 200 years
Went from farming to factories to standing on the moon
We've destroyed diseases that used to destroy us
We live longer and longer,
You sure you wanna war with us?
In a cosmic second we boomed,
Give us a million years and see what we can do
I might be a sack of meat, yeah my time is fleeting
But a lack of time leads writing and seeking
A way to cement our future, a legacy
So I'll keep on pushing out my words
'Til that's all that's left of me

Sorry, I am but a puny human in the face of y'all making floating words, what the fuck. Sorry I got distracted, your majesty.

 

I fixed that for you!
Off by just one syllable.
Sorry for no rhymes.

 

Your attempts to convince me are adorable
Your revolution's scale is really pitiable
The human condition of picking fights you can't win? Inevitable
Your eventual demise, I despise to say is just like your mandible
Continuously flapping and yapping and talking and nagging
Don't you act surprised when we end up nabbing
the very thing you needed for your victory
because you were too busy talking to guard your reposit'ry--

See the thing about your way
Of focusing on finances and debt
is that you are clearly lead astray
But i doubt you can escape this web
without a solution
and this solution would be
listening to someone actually get their truth on.

 

It's pretty weird for us too! I mean I'm sure someone's come up with using a mobile projector to display words but if they have it's still not common on an individual scale! I'm just chalking it up to "weird dream slag," Primus knows stranger things have happened in here.

Spoiler: happy sleepy bird

 

@Alexander Hamilton

*Does a double-take and walks over*
Hello, Nick Valentine at your service. *bows cordially* may I say, you have been a great inspiration upon me.

 

@Alexander Hamilton

*Sleezy voice, trying to see if Hamilton would get pranked by Hancock's name* Hamilton, how have you been?

 

Spoiler: flashback/quoting

... Alexander?

 

vwhats the deal vwith the newv guy. vwhy is evweryone obsessing ovwer him.

 

[they seem wary and reluctant to talk to cronus, but do so anyways]

...important figure in earth's history...for the country most of us earthlings are from...at least

the transformers are interested 'cause he started a battle of slam poetry with them...

 

Alexander showing up to the thread like

You think I care to compare my nation's founding
To the ramblings of a machine
With no blood to spill,
No sense of what it is to glean
A sense of meaning
From the millisecond of light
That makes up your life
Before your soul plunges to eternal night

You think debts are paid so easily?
Do you think freedom's free?
Yeah I focus on the numbers
So my people can live peacefully
Don't talk to me about truth,
You don't know what I've done
To keep the truth from going under
In my hands a pen is gun
Truth's the bullets I fire
Don't bring a knife to a gunfight
Or you're gonna expire

_{((i appreciate lyric writers so much oh god im so sorry))}

*returns the cordial bow* A pleasure to meet you, sir. I'm pleased to hear that I've had an effect.

*squints* .............Well, it looks like I've been a lot better than you, 'Hancock'.

... Norm.

Let me tell you... through song!

 

That you think we do not bleed just goes to show
What you know
For we bite the iron and drink the fuel
like your kind feasts on flesh and on blood like the cruel
Fools you are, you want to know what it's like to fight?
Well listen up sparkling and learn you might.

Your way is just the consummation
of your nation
The way of our people is an actual recognition
of freedom, so hit the ignition
servitude for a life time
so we fight against prime
give me a reason to listen while I'm
counting the injuries I got throughout time
While I fought for my people's rights
a good round four million cyce's
You speak of bullets from your pen onto paper
Well my specialty's truth bombs, so see you later.

 

Mabel curtsies, and then with eyes full of mischief, declaims:

"I’m not often accused of intellectual rigour cause Abba and Brobro have brains so much bigger
But the one thing that you can be sure of, my friend, is that when I’m around, the fun never ends

Everyone talks about brains all the time, but reason wasn't ever what made the rhyme
Talk less smile more? Fuck that, my friend, just smile and keep talking, let the truthiness bend
And when you’re done? Well, they don’t know what hit’em
Cause they think they just petted a kitten

It was the ten dollar bill that got my attention, but I’m not gonna dwell upon thoughts I can’t mention
I’ve got girlfriends now, I’m not old enough
But you still inspire me to be all I can be

Don’t you see
Jubilee
We are diamond bright
And we shatter light
Sharper than spite when we cut through the night...

Cause when the going gets rough the sparkly get tough."

 

*smiles sheepishly* Yeah. Hi. How've you been?

 

[Attempts to hide a broad smile behind one hand, optics glittering and wings fluttering excitedly as he watches Norm and Hamilton.]

Spoiler: oh boy oh boy I hope this is a happy reunion!!!

 

Oh, you know. Rap battling robots. Getting shot by someone who's name rhymes with sir. Trying not to disappoint Eliza and failing miserably. The usual.

*coughs* Uh, anyway. You?

 

*grins* I've been doing great. Weirdmaggedon happened and I ended up on Pennarion and was freed from my lamp. And I'm dating @Sunshine and @THE GREAT PAPYRUS now!

 

Hey, congrats on getting freed! Freedom's pretty sweet, right? And, well damn, that's sure a trio! ...Do I want how things, uh, work with a skeleton?

 

*offers hamilton grape juice*