Ryuuga Wagatekiwo Kurau - The Overwatch Thread

I don't know but I've also won enough matches as Sym without heals that I probably would have laughed at them and used the sit emote in spawn the entire time. Because I'm a rude fuck like that.

 

yeesh, I think maybe I'm lucky I have no easy way to communicate with my teams.

in other news, the more i play Winston the more i love him. Fucking. it's so great to force a team to choose between getting zapped and turning their backs on the rest of my team. And Reinhardts, man. Reinhardts get so freaked when they realize the shield doesn't block electricity. "do i keep fufilling my function and hope my team gives two shits about me or try and save myself??" it's great.Winston is great. there should be more art and fics about Winston.

 

I got POTG as D.Va tonight ... out of the mech. Just with the little popgun.

 

and yeah, I really don't get why people get so riled up about quickplay. The team generally sucks. You deal.

 

Oh ....



this broke my brain so I am sharing it

 

I like how often Hanzo is in those kinds of vids. Reaper has his mask which means they don't have to account for the facial expression, but Hanzo dead eyed dancing to Japanese pop music is just beautiful.

 

Also, damn, Reaper's got some thic goddamn thighs. I appreciate that.

 

DEAR FANDOM: STOP GIVING MCCREE SOUTHERNISMS
HE IS NOT SOUTHERN
HE WOULD NOT HAVE GROWN UP WITH THEM
THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT

 

...apropos of nothing, it'd be easy to headcanon McCree as latino in some way, right? Imagine if instead of getting the Idiot American pre-made pack of fandom assigned traits he got the 'I looked up words for food on Google for 30 seconds' pack.

 

The only people I know who dress like cowboys are tourists, and my high school was near a tourist hotspot, so. I'm kinda working from the assumption that he's an overzealous country music fan from up north somewhere.

 

New headcanon: McCree is secretly Canadian.

 

mcree, minus his serape, dresses pretty much like a stereotypical calgarian during the calgary stampede.

#confirmed

e. a) i almost wrote flag instead because boy does that one skin make an impression & b) he needs a flannel shirt to complete The True Look

 

I like to pretend he's just SUPER INTO the western as a genre. Where is he from? Who knows. But boy does that man love the fuck out of A Fistful of Dollars and he can tell you all sorts of shit about The Searchers. Winchester '73? LOVES IT. Quiggley Down Under? IT MAY NOT BE AMERICA BUT IT IS STILL A WESTERN. Sukiyaki Western Django? GOT TO SHOW HANZO IT ON A DATE.

 

What if McCree used to dress normal, but then he and Tracer got into a bet and he lost and had to wear a cowboy costume for a mission, and a TON of photos ended up being taken and put on the internet, and McCree decided he liked it and hey why not keep doing this permanently.

(if Tracer had lost, she'd have had to wear one of the royal guards costumes, giant hat and all.)

 

that is the only conceivable way i would willingly play her

CHEERS LOVE -blinks into a fucking wall and the beefeater falls off-

 

this is the best idea ever

 

Fucking, played the best Winston I've ever played. 32 kills, bout 7k damage blocked, a stupid amount of jump pack kills. I fucking love that card, honestly. It's always such a delight. I imagine as much a delight as getting an "enemies slept" card as Ana would be. That can't not exist, right? So why do I never get it even when I go 10+ enemies slept??? Anyway, Winston is great. Winston is the best hero and deserves all the love.

 

oh yeah! Yunno the second point on Anubis, the ledge right on top of the point that Reapers like to teleport to? The little circle platform around a pillar? Well, I witnessed a Bastion doing some tricky jump shit to get up on it. Didn't work out well. I was playing Reaper for the first time in sixteen years, so I got up on the platform, made my presence known, then hid behind the pillar, so it had to keep looking for me while my team shot it in the back. I'll be honest, I might play Reaper more if i can figure out how to make myself a prime nuisance. Being distracting is my favorite strat. Like, just being an unignorable problem to everyone on the enemy team is a great way to gain your team ground. We did our best push while I was dancing round that pillar, making sure everyone knew I was there and desperately needed killing. Team just waltzed up the middle. Easy. 's why i played at being Tracer for a while, before all the 40+ killstreak Tracers got me discouraged.

 

i love being the tracer that goes straight to point & zips around until the rest of my team gets there. it's super annoying, the other team has to either split & get steamrolled, all turn around & let my team get to point, or let a tracer cap the point. i love being the worst thing on the planet
also going for the healers because i am That Guy (sorz healer mains)

then bailing out
can't catch me i'm the gingerbread man

e. don't let sick inna proofread they miss things they wanna say: @tinyhydra you make me want to play winston but i'm the Worst at him

 

Yeah, getting to the point before anyone else is my favorite thing to do as a Pharah too, since it's really nice fucking up all those carefully laid plans. (Bonus: on some maps, I can tenderly snipe off all those turrets and Bastions all set up pretty 'round the point too.)