shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

She'd many reasons to be disappointed with me. Many. Unfortunate that. This topic is a bit too depressing, however. Let's move on to something far cheerier. Such as the somewhat awkward turn has all taken. Not my intent. Blustering in dementia humor and now we are on about our former mutual conniving.

 

Yes! Let's not talk about sad things! Lets instead hug me! Which the small guy with the funny way of talking never did!!

 

[Wraps Ave up in a hug, engine purring.]

Spoiler: hugs are great!

...um. What's an omnic? The other guy only said "evil tin cans" and that's... not... really a useful descriptor.

 

*enthusiastic cuddling even if they can't purr back without an engine*
I don't know what an omnic is and tin can isn't really right! Not many cybertronians actually contain tin because it's unsuited to the kind of strain put on our frames by daily use and has fallen out of favor for armor plating... uhhhhhh something like five million years ago? Maybe?
*They put a finger to their lip trying to think. It's really hard to navigate all that knowledge they suddenly have!*

 

Given his attitude towards whoever omnics are I don't think the "tin" part was meant literally, sweetspark, but thank you.

 

!!
That seems weird though! If you don't mean tin shouldn't you not be saying tin?
Just say metal then!
*confused pout is confused! But Ave still continues cuddling the pretty jet*

 

...it's an insult, sweetspark, at least in the universe I'm from. Tin is very weak compared to the metals that make our frames, and given how militarized Cybertron became even before the war really started...

[He frowns, and hugs Ave closer. Babybot shouldn't have to hear about that. Or read, as the case may be.]

And since cans usually aren't sapient, calling someone a "tin can" is basically calling them stupid and weak.

 

@Ana-Amari "Madam, if I promise I have no intention of invading anyone will you share some of this "tea" with me?"

 

... oh.
But that's kind of mean...

Oh! Oh! Me too please!

 

Yes, it is. I did say it was an insult, right?

The one who said it in here earlier seemed... very angry, very hurt, and determined to hurt the people he thought hurt him. It's not a nice way to live, but it happens sometimes. And since he thinks we're part of the group who hurt him, it... would be very hard for us to help him. We might do more harm than good.

 

:c
I don't see the point in insults! Being nice to people is much better! Then people can be friends and have fun together instead of hurting!

 

Mi? I heard someone said tea. Does that mean milk?

 

Sometimes emotions don't have a point, and sometimes very strong emotions make people act without thinking things through. When those strong emotions are hurt, or fear, or anger, those actions can be mean! Because sometimes it just doesn't seem fair-- "if I'm suffering, why aren't they?"

It's not nice, and it's not ideal. But processors don't always work in ideal ways, and sometimes hugs aren't enough to solve the problem. :c

 

Actually I'm totally evil.

-She pokes Mercy with a foot.-

 

...wow that got really heavy. Um.

Spoiler: cute birds make everything better right

 

!!!! OhMiParent you are so cute do you wanna cuddle?

:ccc that is sad!

Hey! >:c

*gasp*
that's SO CUTE

 

Angela wakes up with a start and there's a pistol quickly in hand. She looks around frantically before awareness returns of where she is, upon which she flicks the safety on and holsters it.

"Ugh."

She finds the tea Ana left and drinks the whole thing in a hurry.

"Does anyone have coffee?" she asks, looking around.

 

It is. :c That's why we have therapists, though! Like-- have you met Aurora or Cloudcrusher yet? I know Dr. C's in here every now and then. People who help fix processors!

...I really hope that Reaper guy's universe has therapists, and that he can find one he trusts enough to listen to. :c

They are, aren't they? c: Birds are so darling, and their sparklings are just the cutest things!!!

Wwwwwwhat's coffee? Maybe we can find some! Or make some!

 

"It's a drink with a mild stimulant effect for humans," she tells Whisperwind. "Made using the roasted seeds of a plant, ground fine, and close to boiling water is slowly passed through it. It's considered an acceptable addiction."

She rubs her eyes and yawns.

 

I wonder... am I small enough to cuddle a bird???

Hi! Sorry for waking you up! I don't have coffee though!