shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Sssssspeaking of! Hey @Sawbones how's a back-alley medic get licensed nowadays? Asking for a friend :P

 

Oh y´know. Just find th´side of a war what hasn´t got that many medics an´donßt kill too many patients, they´ll give you a certificate an´let ya loose in no time.
-more seriously-
Think thy´re offerin´coursesfer certification fer folks what learned stuff in th´war now. Maybe sometime when I got time I´ll do dat.

 

*takes the tea from Ana and smiles in thanks*

This is like the tea in Kothifir, or the desert tribes. Thank you.

 

Huh. Probably won't kill me, then. *He takes a cup and sips it carefully. It does not kill him.*

 

It's good to hear that those sensible enough to live in a desert on your world enjoy similar tastes. Comes with the environment, good taste.

 

Their hospitality is flawless. So too their blades, should you break it.

 

Reasonable. Hospitality is important. Even to your foes.

 

Tissa laughs softly. "I was a teenager just beginning a healer's apprenticeship on Sireni, when the war broke out on Pennarion while my brother and sister and I were visiting our father's family. My brother was instantly killed and I ended up apprenticed to the mobile trauma unit. And to think I thought I'd be a pediatrician once!"

 

"There's a huge debate about whether we evolved on ai-Talas, which is mostly desert, or Sireni, which is mostly ocean. I'm from Sireni, but I doubt that we evolved there. There's also a theory that some other race made us out of hunting cats and hominids of some sort, though. Anyhow...I think our instincts and behaviour better suit arid places. And if you are really offering tea to everyone, I would love some. I haven't got my little sister's sweet tooth (which is bound to be the death of her if she's not careful) but in tea, even though I can't really taste it, it seems to suit." Tissa smiles.

 

Naaaaaw we gotta start another war now it's the only way :P

Seriously though thanks! We'LL have to look into those maybe see if anything's happening onboard 'cause haaaaa we probably won't set pede on Cybertron for centuries if those qualifiers are in Iacon we are slag outta luck.

 

-TEA TO THE CAT TOO-

Hopefully we will avoid killing the family cats accidentally! At least we know it is safe for you to have here.

 

Angela smiles. "About the same here, really. My parents died in the war when I was twelve. I was away at boarding school at the time, or I would have likely died too. I couldn't be a doctor quite yet, but after that, I was driven. Overwatch hired me when I was only seventeen because they liked the direction of my work. Being a child prodigy is less fun than many seem to think."

 

Well I ain´t dead! -transforms into a cat-

-gives Venture a stern look- No more wars. we jus´got finished w´this last one fraggit.

 

Hyu iz also a klenk. An before hyu say I try, I iz jägerkin. Also not a ket.

 

I know I know :P 'sides I may be a hot piece of aft but I don't have an army and politics is boooooriiiing.

 

"No more wars." I can toast to that.

 

-EVERYONE TEA TIME EVEN TORI WHO IS LIKE oh no thank you but tea is not my thing AND GRANDMA IS LIKE i do not believe you understand how this works. so much tea. TEA-

 

Yes. c:
[Whisper raises a glass of something shimmery and bright blue in her direction.]

...tea for everyone? May I have some too, or do you still think transformers are omnics?

 

-A tea table magically appears. it is two tea tables to be precise, a robot sized one and a human sized one on top of it.-

Are you sure this tea cannot be adapted for mechs?

 

Oh we have equivalents!!! Certain metallic infusions have simular stimulant qualities, and taste really nice heated up! I'm really curious about what tea from another universe tastes like, though, mint sounds nice!!