shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Nope. No belief here.

 

*is still turned on*

 

[He twists the cigarette around, rubbing the burn wound in, and spits in Cronus' eyes. He then hits Cronus in the stomach with a shovel hook, waits for Cronus to double over, and kicks Cronus in the face with the heel of his boot. His hands return the cigarette back to his mouth again, and his to his pockets, strolling around Cronus in a semicircle before stepping on his face with one boot.]
Ha ha ha...Wha'sthe matter, my dude, I took you for the sort of guy who enjoys a good smoke?
[As he says this, he removes the cigarette from his mouth again, and flicks the bud onto the part of Cronus' face that is not covered by boot.]

 

-straightfaced- Don´ask me. `S this strange thing I´m told folks do s´metimes.

 

...'Landeau.

 

-whines happily about this state of affairs as she kisses back-

 

Well That Escalated Quickly.

 

Wh-...Juice..?

[He only just now realizes that Juice is here]

Whatever would seem to be the matter? Me and Whatshisname here were just having ourselves a little bit of fun, isn't that right, Horny Dude?

[As he says this, he twists his foot a little]

 

*pouts*

 

Hurt. Appalled. Cruelly slain by your disbelief.

Fascinating. How do they manage that, do you think?

Well for one, I don't fondle people platonically. For another, hugs are perfectly innocent.

[He hugs her shoulders a little harder, just because.]

 

H-hey, come on now, there's no need to give me that look...

-to cronus- say something already, damnit

Aha ha...

 

So the same thing can be a hug or a fondle based on intent?

-She boops his nose.-

 

*the pouting continues*

 

Just like Tinkerbelle.

 

*optic ridges waggle hard enough to power a small settlement*

 

*He quickly catches on and goes completely silent, laying there without moving.*

 

Hmm..... Lotsa engex?

 

No, it's still hugging when I attempt this with Flux. Just because I can't actually reach around him doesn't make it less of a hug. It's just also specifically platonic in this case.

[He kisses her finger.]

I don't know who that is so I'm choosing to be insulted. How dare you.

[Pointedly ignores.]

Oh. Yes, I've seen those videos of the captains having 'fun'.

 

I said say something, you shit. Tell me, however would you feel if I took it upon myself to break every bone in your body, one by one?
[As he says this, he presses his foot down harder]

...Shit—I mean—
...
Tch, fuck it.

Look, the guy had it coming, he kicked a fucking cat. What low subhuman shithead gets his kicks out of hurting a damn cat? Quit giving me that look, this guy is scum. Trash. Lower than trash.
[He is gesturing wildly as he says this, as if it contributes to his point, but his foot still does not move from Cronus' face]

 

How dare you!