shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

-a mi chases the pebble-

 

*smirks* I think I see why she's been so unsatisfied with Von Strangle!

Sorry.

 

tell your FRIEND to maybe NOT pick on defenseless little humans vwho vwere just havwing some fun.

 

*expletive
and with the people around here? I thought it was probably best to point it out anyway.

 

your point being? I didn't specify where the starting lethality level of fragging bombs was.

 

Glitch in the program.

And yeah, probably. That floating dude is soaking up all the bullshit that human's making up about the Tooth Fairy's extramarital affairs, after all.

 

what.

are you implying that i DIDNT have a threesome with a wish-granting dolphin and a two-inch fairy who steals teeth? nooooo. perish the thought.

 

Yeah. I am.

 

*confused*

 

next youll be telling me that my two-month child marriage to the princess of the cyborg bigfeet from the future never happened.

 

It didn't.

 

... well, the Tooth Fairy's taller than two inches.

 

Oh, you're trolling me! Gotcha!

 

no. im completely sincere about my numerous sexual encounters with imaginary creatures.

 

Yeah. Right.

 

But... they're not imaginary!

 

I mean I fragged Primus and he doesn't exist so.

 

They're not, though! They're really, really not!