shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

... yeah no. This is way too much like being a genie trapped in a lamp, forced to grant wishes.

 

*cackles evilly*

 

welcome to being a human.

 

I don't think humans are normally pursued by sentient colleges thirsting for their money, so... no.

 

no, this happens on a regular basis. i had to move to the mountains to keep it from swallowing my wife and children.

 

... well. I've never heard of it before.

 

@Cronus J. Ampora I would appreciate it if you, instead of deliberately misleading our mystic guest, would simply admit that you have unfinished business to attend to with regards to university education. Of course, in saying the following I am not seeking to shame those who have chosen a path in life that does not follow a traditional educational plan, but I feel that many of the issues in your life you are so vocal about would be solved if you simply rolled your metaphorical sleeves up and earned your degree. It would also make it significantly easier for you to find employment, and for you to find your own household to inhabit.

 

(do you think if i close my eyes and wish real hard he wasnt here hed go away.)

 

So he was messing with me, huh?

 

Yes, very much so. Colleges are are not sentient and cannot move, and the stereotype of them being money-hungry predators is nothing more than nonsensical personification. Cronus has an unfortunate tendency to compensate for his lackluster life by deliberately antagonizing others, a trait which my charitable shared living space arrangement was partially intended to eliminate. Sadly, another prominent trait is his resolute stubbornness and refusal to improve himself in any way.

 

Not everyone can get into a school!

Seriously, I tried so many times before I turned 50. Every time it was 'too cursed and too poor because nobody will hire you because you're uneducated, gtfo'.

 

i spit on your toothbrush last night.

 

Anyway that's when I started breaking kneecaps for money!

 

see, if i did that, id get MY kneecaps broken.

 

Learn to break kneecaps better, n00b.

 

i dont know how to break a kneecap.

 

There's your problem. I absolutely recommend you let your friendly neighborhood gang leader groom you into joining.

 

PS. Do not do the thing, chucklefuck.

 

Yeah. He is a total asshole.

 

*wobbles back in*

*offers paps*