shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Bullshit. I saw that. You used some kind of fucking mind control on him or some shit. You aren't just a creep, you're a megacreep. If that robot weren't beating the shit out of you, I'd be doing it myself.

Tch, you're worse than that fucking Otis.

 

@freshetWeaver also, Rhinestone dearest, of course not a platter.
The only thing served on platters are heads. And you still don't know where that one's been.

 

again vwith the mind control. vwhat is it vwith you people and accusing him of MIND CONTROL?

 

-Seething with frustration, Lacuna just conjures a large chest and tosses @Narcissus in it, sitting on the lid.-

So. Nevermind that.

 

-Offers Lacuna a padlock-

 

Oh, no need, but thank you.

 

A PSA to the TEAM: We no longer have a fuel shortage, so there is not excuse to skip cubes anymore. That means you @Nichrome of Iacon and @Triage of Operation: BHS
-signed, Sawbones-

 

Very amusing, Sawbones. I am deeply humored by this choice of comedic statement, coming from you specifically.

 

so are you going to let my boyfriend out at any point.

 

Ford shakes his head. "You are a rank asshole. The first rule of xeno--and I don't give a damn about your species dysphoria in this particular context--is that if you are going to have some kind of sex with a person whose biology is different from yours, you expect to be surprised. People are not all the same even within the same species no matter how different the primary and secondary sexual characteristics usually are. There is no way that a person of another species can even know what you expected to find in their pants. The first rule of sex is that you don't get to do things to people that they do not want you to do. You are allowed to feel whatever you feel, even if that's disappointment, but you do not make your feelings that other person's problem. Two sapient beings who are into each other can almost always find a way to enjoy themselves, but only if they're willing to be respectful and creative."

 

I have been eating my cubes. While I see that you are taking double shifts.

 

I'll let him out in a cycle.

 

"My brother, Dr Ruth van Daniken." Stan groans.

"Don't let that scammer out. It's one thing to play mind games, but he takes it to a whole nother level."

 

... Do you enjoy arguing against brick walls, or why do you keep coming back to scold him?

 

Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

Well, we could lock him in and turn it into a table, but I dunno if that's ethical. Burlesque?

 

Cronus' existence is a personal insult to ethicists everywhere.

 

alright. lets say youre NOT full of shit and he actually IS using mind control (which he isnt, but whatever).

why do you care?

 

It's not ethical. I also don't care, so table away, my love.

Mind control is a violation of mental and bodily autonomy, to the point which it is likely to reinduce trauma on those around you. Also, he's an ass, so he deserves to be in there anyways.

 

"Because some asshole used mind control on my brother and almost completely destroyed the multiverse?" Stan shrugs.