Spoiler: somewhat filthy Did you hear about time time they gathered all the manure in the world into a single pile? It was The Shit.
Stolen from Tumblr... Spoiler: biblical pun! Moses: Who are you? Burning Bush: I Am that I Am. Moses: No way... Burning Bush: Yahweh. EDIT: And another one. Which direction does a cyclops wing their eyeliner? Spoiler: mythology pun! Doesn't matter. Nobody's gonna criticize their makeup anyway.
Okay, here's an Acey Original. Spoiler: steven universe pun! Look, I know there's a lot of controversy surrounding the rebellion, but I've gotta say, I kinda admire the leader of the Crystal Gems. She really Rose to the occasion.
I've been trying to come up with a Pokemon/Steven Universe fusion thing, where the Gems are all Pokemon. Of course, some would be more powerful than others, but I can't figure out exactly how strong Garnet would be. Spoiler: i'm sorry I just know that she's stronger than Mew.
Okay, a few more because I keep coming up with them, plus an old classic that I'm surprised I haven't seen here. Spoiler: nsfw su joke Man, Greg really had the hots for Rose. The moment he saw her, he was rock solid. Spoiler: dating joke What do you wear on your first date with a member of the same gender? You don your gay apparel. Spoiler: baking joke Honestly, working at a bakery was far from my first career choice, but I kneaded the dough. Spoiler: video game joke I've been playing a lot of Katamari Damacy lately, and I've gotta say, I'm really on a roll. Spoiler: and an old classic (nsfw) I tried all sorts of things to spice up my sex life. I started with sadomasochism, but as time went on, my fetishes grew more deviant--I got into necrophilia and bestiality. I guess I was just beating a dead horse.
Stolen from Tumblr alias-milamber An imperial roman, brought into the modern world, fell ill and was given an IV. He asked “What is that for?”
The act of avoiding someone because they're friends with someone you don't like is called associashun. a dog name, stolen from reddit: Woofgang Amadogus Muttzart eta: A ship you ship but is not canon is a headcanoe.
