shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

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Okay, you know what, fair enough, I'd do the same.

-She slides down Life Support's arm, only to chomp on his middle finger with surprisingly sharp teeth. Does she file them??-

 

-actively snarls at her. Did he copy that noise from Twisty???-

 

Ouch!

It's all right, though, sweetspark, I do deserve it.

 

"Can I give you a little advice?" Ford asks gently. "After you're done being punished, of course." He smiles ruefully.

 

I could certainly use it.

 

-She grinds her teeth from side to side to cause more damage, clinging to his side like a barnacle.-

 

If the advice is "turning off your emotions is supposed to be temporary," I think LS knows that now =P

 

No!

Get off him! Get off! -shoves at Lacuna- Get o f f!

 

Darlin', I appreciate the thought, but I c'n stick up fer myself. Jus' don't wanna do it right now. Jus' cause he's sorry here don't mean he's sorry where it counts.

-he looks at @Life Support of Iacon-
If y'do pull your head out of your aft where it counts, though, we're gonna have a talk.

 

Ford nods. He knows the feeling.

He also knows what Lacuna's doing will probably make Life Support feel better, even if it doesn't look that way to most people.

"Not exactly," Ford says, smiling. "But I'll wait till Life Support's ready."

 

-She doesn't let go, scrunching her optics shut and letting herself get hit by Jetski.-

 

-hands milk-

Hy might! Hy gots these spices hy picked Mirrors pocket for! -digs around, comes up with a phial of cinnamon- here ya go!

 

Perceived justification or not, Jet's still allowed to not be happy with the idea of LS getting hurt...

Just pushing doesn't work once teeth get dug in, usually-- try prying her jaws apart. Want help?

 

-amused- Tha´s gonna make my job awfly hard Capt´n.

 

I... I know. I'm sorry, but I know that doesn't mean much when I can't back it up outside of here.

That's true, and perhaps, Lacuna, you could refrain from climbing all over people who are innocent in the process of punishing me. I promise you there are ways far more effective than the physical.

 

Get- her- off! -grinds his own teeth, shoving harder- Off!

 

-It hurts, but she's locked in now, and the pain just makes her perceive a threat and try and cling harder. Oops. Should have thought this through, Lacuna.-

 

I'd be happy to listen once... this is resolved.
-he looks helplessly at Lacuna and Jetski-

 

What did I just say? Look, you say it's a trine thing - well, darlin', shouldn't you respect what I want, then, if y'put it like that? That's enough. Y'can take it up with Life Support when he don't have two people stuck t' him. He'll be more'n happy t'let you take it outta his hide then.