shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

Smart boy. -pats his helm-

 

Haha, good one!

 

i dont knowv this creature and havwe nevwer seen it before in my life.

(quit it, youre ruining my HAIR.)

 

*Nibbles harder.*

 

-with a grin and a rather lackluster imitation of focal's retail voice- We appreciate yer contribution to our efforts at gettin' ever better at bein' sat on by pretty 'cons. If ya have any more ideas and tips we'd greatly 'ppreciate yer submission at yer earliest conv'nience.

 

"Likewise. We're similar in a lot of ways. The Kencyrath infuriates me, but they're still our people."

 

-gives her an odd look-
-shrugs-
Sure must be fun to delude yourself so thoroughly.

 

*Violently resists DISGUSTINGLY SACCHARINE FATHERLY AFFECTION.*

 

That they are. A part of me wants to allow it to fall. Which concerns me. I've been given the job of holding them up, however, and hold them up I will. Or attempt to at any rate.

 

-he winks again. Flirtatiously.-

 

-She looks away and frowns.-

 

"That was more than enough gold to be worth killing people for," Anhelia says. "And I know that, because I have a third of it now. It's why I was appointed Chief of the Harbor Division police; I'm rich enough to be hard to corrupt, and foreign enough not to have loyalties to any faction or gang."

 

God you'd be the favorite of many trolls then. Race is just a fuckstained mess of endless betrayal and corruption.

 

Mod wings on, they make good backrests! :P

 

Practicin´fer if th´Capt´n finds more use fer ya than fetch-n-carry?

 

*Cronus's hair is now mussed beyond all recognition. He snorts in satisfaction at his handiwork.*

 

A good idea 'cept I like bein' a bike.
Wings're well 'n' good but sometimes someone jus' needs ta ride if ya know what I mean ;P

 

Nah ain't just capatin's privilege. Though I wouldn't say no ta her either.
I jus' like gettin' a bit affectionate with people.

 

-he grins smugly and waves before poofing-

 

They don't need to be alt-related to be nice! :P But yeah, wings aren't for everyone, that's fair!