shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

i mean i cant say i know a lot of giant robots so this is just a guess

 

hell get over it.

 

Maybe I'll comfort him instead. You're not really needed.

 

is he ever? i need to know for reasons

 

(A completely average looking hedgehog enters the thread.)

 

hi hedgehog i'm an eldritch being in human form

nice to meet you

 

(The hedgehog acknowledges the eldritch being's greetings without appearing to actually do anything. However, the acknowledgement is clear and pleasant.

The hedgehog politely cleans its face with its paws.)

 

Hi eldritch being in human form, I'm a genie.

Nice to meet you.

 

(The hedgehog pauses its face cleaning to acknowledge the genie.

It is pleased to be here! It exudes a sense of general wellbeing.)

 

*grins at the hedgehog* Hey, little guy!

 

*Dualscar exudes a sense of general wondering if he should try and eat the hedgy.*

 

*norm GONGs up a neon sign that says "NO"*

 

(The hedgehog agrees with the sign. Curiousity is powerful, but it would prefer for the "Dualscar" to not attempt to eat it. The hedgehog is grateful to the genie for clearly communicating this!)

 

...cute.

 

id offer a handshake but thatd definitely go badly what with the antimagic thing

 

*backs a few polite paces away* Yeah, I bet.

 

(The hedgehog is very cute, and is aware that it is regarded as such. Though its cuteness was not imperative, the hedgehog is pleased its appearance may bring joy to those around it.

It sniffs the floor, wrinkling its nose slightly.)

 

(vwhat if i spat it out after a few minutes.)

 

thatd probably be no fun for anyone involved

hedgehogs are kinda spiky

 

*He bares a GAPING MAW filled with kinda spiky teeth.*