shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*the "NO" neon sign lights up even brighter*

 

(The hedgehog is indeed spiky. It would not reccomend another try to eat it under the vast majority of circumstances.)

 

[juice squats down and beckons to the hedgehog with a finger, while making a tutting noise

this is both to offer light hugs/pets as well as keep it away from dualscar]

 

youre no fun.

 

2/10 seen much toothier gaping maws

 

(The hedgehog approaches @juice and sniffs the proffered finger, whiskers brushing against the tip. It smells tenderness and concern. Both are appreciated, but the latter may not be strictly necessary.)

 

I'm plenty of fun if you're nice to me and the people I like.

 

if i vwasnt nice, i vwouldvwe just eaten it.

 

My standards aren't that low, buddy.

 

[they pet the hedgehog, gently lifting it into their arms if it allows them]

...if you like...you can ride around in the small animal compartment of my hoodie

my hoodie is cushioned to protect my juice boxes...and there's a pouch toward the collar that i designed to safely allow little animals to hitch a ride in...you could poke your head out of any side of the hoodie's collar...'cause it's adjustable...and goes all the way around...

 

(The hedgehog allows the lifting, and quickly skitters to the small animal compartment. It finds this design feature quite pleasing and is careful to prevent any of its quills becoming snagged on the garment. The hedgehog goes explores briefly, then settles with its nose poked out of one side of Juice's collar. Gratitude eminates from it.)

 

*gentle head scritches*

 

[Orlandeau attempts to conceal how ecstatic about the hedgehog he is.

Holy shit is it adorable.

He extinguishes his cigarette and rapidly begins to create reminders on his phone about when to feed and care for the hedgehog

He then sprints off to go find hedgehog food.]

 

@The Hedgy
*walks over an sniffs the hedgehog, accidentally pricking his nose*

 

What a precious prickly creature.

 

(The hedgehog is greatly appreciative of the positive attention and general approval from those around it. It hopes that it can continue to be a good factor in everyone's lives.

It also hopes that @Dogmeat was not harmed! The hedgehog would make it self less prickly, but then it would be less of a hedgehog, and that is simply unacceptable.)

 

eugh.

*Scoots away from the general area of @The Hedgy.*

 

[Whisper, apparently calmed down, goes positively sparkly-eyed when he notices the Hedgy! He downsizes himself so he's less likely to accidentally squish the smol and more able to offer pettins!]

Oh gosh, little one, you are darling! :o May I take a picture? May I pet you?

 

The little one's pretty spiky, so petting it might not go well for you. But you are a robot so... maybe you'll be okay.

 

(The hedgehog seems to be okay with both photography and pets. It imbues those around it with the knowledge fhat pets are best given with the grain of its quills.

The hedgehog holds no ill will towards @Cronus J. Ampora.)