shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

*winces* What the hell did I do wrong?

I just wanna keep you from being eaten, you know...

*GONGs up a crib*

*tries to place the grub in the crib*

I dunno. Maybe both?

 

its a dinnertime noise. hand it back ovwer.

 

...dinnertime for who? [Whisper narrows his eyes, suspicious. He remembers the mi incident.]

 

Definitely tall! Not as tall as some. Certainly not as tall as Brier or Burr, but she is tall for a Highborn woman.

Of course I am proud of her. She is my sister consort and quite the impressive lady, if a bit prone to pouting. She knows senethar. An unusual thing, that.

 

*That crib is swiftly being destroyed with all the infantile ferocity of an Alternian baby.*

 

I hardly pout!

 

Dude, no. I'm not gonna let you eat a kid!

For him, apparently. Which is why I'm keeping the baby as far from him as I can.

*GONGs up another crib*

*tries to put the baby in it*

 

You see? There she goes. It is cute though.

 

Oh, look at you go, you little Wrecker you! c:

 

Please don't encourage that!

 

*+1 encouragement. This crib is destroyed TWICE as fast and the grub lets out a little chirrup.*

 

He's too young to understand temperance! I'd rather see him encouraged than dulled! :c Destruction well-aimed can be put to good use!

 

*sighs*

*GONGs up another crib*

*tries to put the grub in it*

 

Well, if you keep on encouraging him to wreck his cribs, Dualscar might manage to make it so he doesn't get any older!

 

so howv many of those shitty vwooden boxes is it going to go through before you let me havwe it.

 

What makes you think I'll be the one to give up first?

 

The mis also remember the mi incident. Some are playing with any scrap the grub throws around.

 

*The crib is abandoned in favor of LIVE PREY.*

 

*tries to pick up the baby*

 

Do you think he can eat metal? He is, after all, a very tiny insectoid-- maybe he's evolved to ingest wood fiber? Beyond sparklings just being a mess, that is.

...we can keep him away from Dualscar in ways besides boxes anyway. If all else fails, I do have a cockpit, even if I can't fit anyone much bigger than you in it.