shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

raise your hand if you knowv enough about vwiggler devwelopment and trollian culture to knowv howv to raise a grub and are vwilling to put in the dozens of svweeps it takes to fulfill your fake lusus duty.

 

I've already raised o+ne. Happily.

 

What´s a sweep, a solar cycle? We live millenia, I betcha there´s some mech what like organic an´sparklings.

 

Yes hello.

 

A so+lar sweep, yes. The time it takes fo+r Alternia to+ cycle o+ur sun. We also+ measure things in bilunar perigees. It's so+mething o+f a mess, ho+nestly.

 

What's going on? Am I needed?

 

apparently a baby has joined our crew.

 

i created the gift of life to scare an inferior knockoff of me and vwas going to eat it so it vwasnt going to vwaste.

it vwas stolen from me.

 

There´s an unclaimed lil bit of th´grey squishy type, an´I suggested someone what liek sparkling an´squishies take it, but i think th´grey creatue in green wants it so...

 

Ah. I could not take it, anyway. My neurological degeneration would pose a problem with caring for such a presumably delicate and needy being. I might forget they exist.

 

I do+, yes. Tho+ugh perhaps it may be best if ano+ther takes it? The life o+f a wandering rebel was hard eno+ugh o+n o+ne grub. Let alo+ne a seco+nd. I'd be mo+re than happy to+ help with its care. If I'm the o+nly o+ne who+ can tho+ugh I will.

 

hell yeah i would that sounds hilarious

 

"That's what the young of your species look like? How fascinating." She examines it from outside grub lunging distance.

 

*The grub, its belly full and youthful appetite for EXTREME VIOLENCE sated, sleepily blinks its eyes and lets out a final screech before laying its head down.*

 

Yes! Do+ yo+ur kind no+t have larval state then? Whatever yo+ur kind is. I've o+nly seen o+ne thing like yo+u befo+re no+w. He was a sho+cking and sudden appearance and I hissed at him. He might have hurt Kanny. To+ be ho+nest if I saw the blue so+ck bo+y again I wo+uld pro+bably hiss at him. Fo+r o+ld times sake.

 

*Caaaaasually reaches over.*

 

-hisses sharply at dualscar and stands in front of the grub-

 

do you vwant me to make another one so you can play lusus.

 

Protoforms, I suppose. But- no. They're not larval, they're... metamorphosis itself.

 

"Little wonder that from such aggressive beginnings, the adults of the species are adept at violence."

She looks at the creature. It appears to be sated but her big service revolver is at her side, just in case.