shitposting rave 3: Dawn of the third rave

I am a femme. Sorry.

 

Oh. Has she given yo+u an epithet? Mine sadly is just "The Wo+man". A bit dull when co+mpared to+ "The Man in Yello+w" o+r "That Catfucker".

 

"I got the feeling that she is lonely."

"Not yet, at least. I fear what she might choose. Probably something about my being vertically challenged or aliveness challenged."

 

"I do apologize. I don't unfortunately know how to tell the gender of your kind?"

 

You ask. There's no one way to tell, especially as we do not sexually reproduce at all. And if we did, I suspect we'd all technically be the same sex. So you see, frame and gender are not really linked.

 

She seems to+ be, yes. I haven't go+tten the sense she has many friends o+utside o+f myself. Granted she's very secretive so+

Who+ kno+ws?

Name wise...She might go+ that ro+ute. She's fo+nd o+f insulting peo+ple. So+mething like...Sho+rty Macsho+rtsho+rt. Wait no+. That's stupid.

 

Don't you insult my naming scheme that way, Woman. She gets to be Giant Among Men or just Giant for short.

 

do i havwe a shitty nickname.

 

...do+ yo+u always need to+ dro+p in so+ unanno+unced?

 

Yeah. You're Shitfins. Sorry, dude.

Also do you always needs to ask stupid questions?

 

yes. i vwill literally keel ovwer double dead if i dont.

 

I don't like being startled.

 

"I'm given to believe that doing so is in fact her job."

 

Wasn't talking to you, Shitfins.

 

Charming as ever, I see. At least yo+u're do+ing...

I'd say well o+r alive, but yo+u'd get pissed. So+ I'll just stick with "belligerent".

 

Smart lady. Save that it's my job to come unannounced save when it's not. Sometimes people have to know.

 

evwer heard of these.

 

*curious chortling*

 

Ever heard of paying the fuck attention. Seems pretty evident based on how I mimicked her exact wording that I was speaking to the Woman. Now if you don't mind I have some important romantic business to return to.

Heh. Though I like that other word more. Curmudgeonly. Sounds silly.

 

holy shit what the fuck is that thing