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i feel like i need to write the dog grooming au now.
oops.

 

i have a fun game i like to call 'scooping up every skeevy douchebag in anything ever and smooshing their face into cronus's'

its led to some..........Interesting pairings (crogaston anyone)

 

Wait yeeeeeeeees

 

i see your crogaston and raise you crokio

 

i DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE BUT SUPPORT IT ANYWAYS

 

crogaston: cronus x gaston (beauty and the beast)

crokio: cronus x akio ohtori (utena)

 

Shakespeare as told by Alternians.

 

gaston and cronus are creeps, but akio is creepier than the two combined

 

i think a threesome is in order

 

the photoshoot on the car scene. cronus as touga, gaston as saionji.

 

Let me have peace

 

Write something stupid then. Don't bother justifying it, and don't post it if you don't want to. Skip the boring bits! Summarise your way past anything that's giving you trouble! Maybe you'll get something that only needs a bit of work to be postable, and maybe you won't but you will get some ideas, and maybe all you'll get is a string of nonsense -- but you'll be getting yourself back in the habit and you'll be having fun, and if you haven't been writing anyway it's not like you're losing anything by just messing around amusing yourself.

 

oh god, I just made an irl distressed sound at the thought. even cronus doesn't deserve that! no one deserves that.

 

THAT NEW HIVESWAP AD THO..

 

/excitement intensifies

 

(nah but i am excited tho)

 

on the one hand the 2d art style looks awesome

on the other i'm really looking forward to finding out more about alternia because i just love having my headcanons invalidated :/

 

I'm just looking forward to playing and having fun because half the fun of fandom is :shrugs a lot at canon and does everything else too: